I work as a Canadian plumber. Boy oh boy have I been busy this

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I work as a Canadian plumber. Boy oh boy have I been busy this week. I showed up to a granny's house on Friday. She called about a leaky shower head. I thought oh boy this is a perfect time to take advantage of this old bitch.


I told her that the shower head wasn't the issue but it was a faulty bypass valve in her shower diverter. She didn't believe me at first but I would make her come around. So she ordered me to install a new shower head so I did but when she left the room I cut the rubber washer on The inside of the shower head.

I said see? It's still leaking maam. She was blown away by my wisdom of the leaky valve. I then proceeded to smash her tile wall with my hammer and told her she needed to replace the diverter. After I made a huge hole I installed a completely new diverter, redid some waterlines that I said looked like they were going to leak but we're perfectly fine.

Proceeded to patch up my hole with drywall and redid her tile. After all of that was done I simply put a new rubber washer in the shower head and it didn't leak. I turned a simple 5 dollar repair into a $6000 one day bathroom tile diverter drywall bathroom renovation.

God I love these old boomers. They really are clueless and filthy rich. Not like I care they took advantage of our economy and sold us out to the jews. I'm only 28 years old and will be retiring in two years. Putting all my money into btc.