You all need to stop with your 'proof of work' and

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You all need to stop with your 'proof of work' and 'piece of shit' coins and get a real job. My name is Gary and I hate every single one of you. I'm a Texan and an Autoworker. That's right, I fix your fucking car because your dumbass can't.

This morning, some rich fuck came in with his Audi to get an oil change. Little did he know that he came to the wrong god damn Jiffy Lube franchise. A few minutes into my 'quick works free complimentary inspection', I walk up to him with some old oil smeared over my fingers.

'You see this? Thats your transmission fluid. It smells burnt and is black. It should be purple.'

Twenty minutes later, I had the full diagnostics on his Audi with 11,000 miles on it: break pads, transmission fluid, breaking fluid, oil change, along with some other shit I just made up (gas line flush, break realignment, whatever i could think of).

All in all, his checkup was an easy 3,200 dollars. And I didn't even change his fucking oil, because why would I?