>It's another "anon wastes his entire day on 4chan

Why don't you make a fill in the blank cover letter and just spam that shit out on craigslist all day?

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>get job
>browse 4chan at work

>>2894768
because im a lazy fucking loser man

i know for a fact that if i sent out ONE RESUME, JUST ONE for every thread I've made on 4chan in the last 2 months I'd have a job right now.

im kinda thinking real hard about how i need to go to sleep because i have to go to work in the morning. desu senpai the only reason i wake up to go to work is to be able to buy more reddcoins

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>mfw 2 months since graduation and still recruiting.

It's fine desu. My college's recruiting site keeps feeding me good jobs that only require resume drops for interviews. Also I've had like 3 offers for full-time and had the flexibility to reject them all.

>top 20 school flexing

Poorfags stay BTFOd

>>2894773
yeah so fucking do it. life doesnt feel bad for you, no one does. better yourself or get fucked.

>>2894773
Just do the fill in the blank style email and applying to this shit will be as easy as filling out the captcha.

>>2894784
explain what u mean please

>>2894786
Do a cover letter and an introductory email, and just leave blank spaces for the recruiter's name, the company, and the job title.

That's literally it.

>>2894786
Dear _________,

I'm writing to apply for your __________ position at __________. I have spent the past ___ years working exclusively in the _______ industry. I bring with me both extensive experience as a _________ and an organized and detail-oriented work ethic which I believe apply directly to your job requirements.

>>2894800
>>2894804
im a neet with no experience though how can i use this in my case. i thought it was more for professional-type jobs

since it'd be weird to make a coverletter for a cashier job

>>2894825
Guy gives you a fill-in-the-blank cover letter and your response is "b-but it's not exactly tailored to what I'm looking for". Just take five minutes to alter the template to suit your needs you fucking morlock. No wonder you're a useless neet.

>>2894825
I don't know you but I hate you

>>2894860
that's not what i meant. i mean would you even do this for shittier cuckjobs id be applying for

>>2894866
the feeling is mutual buddy