>Family too cheap to hire an account >I'm the only

Get into a car accident and pretend you suffered brain damage so they dont make you do it anymore

>>2884651
Why did you tell them you know how to file? Just file your own in secret and pretend like you have no idea what your doing

>>2884651
Learn how to speak Canadian and then fuck your family over since they're too hopeless to know any better

Charge them

Second idea:

Fuck all their shit up so they get audited and dont trust you to do their taxes anymore

Oh no, you have to do something hard for your family. Fucking fag.

Try raising a pet chicken for years and having it be your best friend in your childhood, and having to learn to kill and cook it so your family can eat. My dad grew up in Asia so he forced me to do this like he did. It was really a lesson despite me feeling sick when I had to eat it. Fucking babies on this board I swear.

>>2885381
You had a good father anon. Sounds like he did his best to raise you right.

>>2884651
>>2885191
This.
Or at least ask for some incentive and be open about how much you hate doing it.

Stop being a cuck OP

>>2885392
Thank you. My father believed fun was something invented recently to take money from bored idiots/losers who have FOMO basically, and that labor is the only alternative that will keep you from wanting to commit suicide. Of course I live in the modern world and can't do everything he says, but I really take his beliefs to heart. They have saved me from a lot of the issues I see my spoiled friends deal with.

>>2884651
Strait up tell then you don't have time to keep doing it for free

>>2884651
don't do >>2885191
Tell them you're happy to do it for free. Then skim.
either tell them they owe more than they do
or
take your cut from their returns

>>2885167
great stuff I like the brain on you
>got any business ideas?

>>2885485
Inb4 op is a neet

>>2884651
Let me control the family's accounts, and I do not care who fucks my mom.
-Sr. Baron Ratchild, a family-value orientated man.