>TFW fell for the NEET meme >TFW fell for the being fat

>>2884309
those are no memes ur just being retarded

yeah me too
and now i dont have to work ever again
feels golden

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being fat is awesome, wtf are you talking about

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>>2884371
that's fucking disgusting, she must smell like a rotten fish

>>2884381
weight has no bearing on body odor

>>2884400
Why does my mom's snatch smell like shit then

>>2884411
most likely its either because she doesn't properly clean herself or has a gynecological problem such as chronic infections

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>That's it, once I finish uni this summer I'm going to work on my projects full time
>

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>a quarter way through my 20's
>still haven't left my hometown
>still a kissless, hugless, skinnyfat virgin
>never had a job nor i want one
>about to fail out community college part time
>mfw I'm doomed for life and cryptos are my only way to be a millionaire before i turn 30

>>2884601
Lol ur fukt unless you go out of your comfort zone

>>2884620
>just go out of your comfort zone

>>2884381
My peepee was taking a strong bullish uptrend when I saw that picture and I became concerned what the fuck was wrong for me. Luckily your comment brought it straight into correction and it's undergoing a healthy crash. Thanks, anon.

>>2884643
yes

>>2884400
Hahahahahaha
Okay

>>2884411
she has herpes

>>2884644
You're just a big ol' bear, eh?

>>2884601
Dude... give me your Skype so I can talk some sense into you. I was you a few years ago. Now 26 and have my shit together. You need a stern fucking talking to.

>>2884400
Nice triple dubs

>"time enjoyed is not time wasted :3"
>spend all of highschool playing vidya
Fucking memes bro.

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>>2884411
I'm fucking dying

>>2884601
just bee urself

>>2885119
someone wants to be a dad

>>2884601
You fell for the jew tricks. But at least you were lucky enough to stumble upon the crypto meme.

>>2884400
being fat makes you sweat more which makes you sweatier

also gives you tons of different folds and crevices you wouldn't have otherwise, like being a giant walking armpit

>>2885857
Sweat does not cause body odor, bacteria reproduce in the fats excreted by some sweat glands which cause body odor. If you put on deodorant before you start to sweat then the bacteria can't form there. So weight has nothing to do with that.

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>>2884371
>the plastic tape to keep them tits together

fucking golden

>>2885898
alright have fun giving your body a full coat of deodorant like a fucking car wash before you go anywhere then, you'll stink of that instead of sweat

stop trying to justify being a fat cunt

i m sure being fat is not good for body odor
and your hormones

>>2885227
Think of all the good times you had playing Vidya back then that you will never get back. Now realize you have a clear head and have past your Vidya days, now get out there and make something of yourself.

>>2885914
Only specific sweat glands have the chemical composition that can create body odor, the ones in your armpits. Every other sweat glands produces water based sweat which the bo producing bacteria can't eat. So a fat person needs no more deodorant than a thin person.

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>>2885955
I think you didn't quite get the problem here

They don't need more deodorant, they need to fucking clean between the valleys of fat they have.

It's not a gland problem but a hygienic one

>>2885955
you talk shit and weigh about 300 pounds

Just keep playing Vidya until you die.

Problem solved

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>>2884309
>NEET
>fit
>self taught programmer but I only contribute to FOSS projects so I make no money from it

1 out of 3 ain't bad

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>>2886149
>not a neet
>not fat
>smoking weed in freetime and quit everything to pursue film studies

Im fucked

>>2885997
sure it takes more effort for a fat person to clean themselves, that doesn't mean they wont

>>2884309
Eat less food you fat shit

>>2886149
>>2886149
>he fell for the stallman meme

Toe fungus isn't conductive to your health anon

>>2884643
yes