Have you ever wondered what life would we be like if you just

I think that the best kind of crime is when you combine it with legal things. So like fixing up your taxes, scimming some off the top as an accountant or payroll manager, hooking up friends when you're in hr or stuff like that. I think that 100% crime as a career is sketch as fuck but obviously some people pull it off.

>>2868648
You're definitely right about that for multiple reasons I guess. First of all it would be easier to explain why you have the things you do to family/friends as opposed to being unemployed, also if you got caught I think it reduces your punishment because you can actually make a case of being a rather productive member of society and also just in case crime one day doesn't work out

>>2868631
Are you in the us? You realize we have the largest per capita incarceration rate, right?

The risks aren't that overblown. You fuck up once and there goes your prime years you wanted to enjoy anyway.

I'm sure if you go that path, you'll justify your decision anyway regardless of actually weighing out the downsides, because let's face it, this place is not populated by mostly well adjusted individuals

>>2868684
Canada

>You realize we have the largest per capita incarceration rate, right?
That's because of niggers, Mexicans and retarded white trash. People who are actually smart and not involved in hard drugs/violent crime get slaps on the wrist, if even caught.

As someone who already went through a world of stress for a minor misdemeanor (DUI), I wouldn't even consider touching any other semblance of crime ever again

this shit follows you around, all people tend to consider are the immediate consequences but it is on the internet and your record for a long time

I guess if you're a permaNEET who doesn't give a shit about background checks you're good

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT CRIME IT AIN'T NO CRIME BEING COMMITED HERE

>>2868708
Can agree, DUI fuckin sucks. 10k down the shitter. it was a good scare to start adulthood

>>2868799

What age? I was 21 and just starting an internship so I was doublefucked/scared. Dropkicked me into adulthood and maturity. All I do is think consequentially now.

The only good thing out of it was that I learned how valuable getting a lawyer is even if you're going to have to stomach $1.5k in fees.