What's the quickest way to make a million? (No meme answers

>>2848739
Invest in golden kneepads, you will need them.

If you're very good at sucking dick you can make 10 bucks per 2 minutes. That's like 72k per month which means making a million takes only 1.15 years.

>>2848757
Don't you think this counts as a meme answer?

>>2848739
sell staf on SYSCOIN market

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>>2848739
depends on your skillset.
crypto would be a realistic bringer of gains especially if you have a reasonable amount to invest.

>>2848905
Heard crypto is just a bubble which could burst at any time

>>2848739

by 100 call options on AMD at a $14 strike price on Monday. On Wednesday it will be worth $20 and you will have 6xed your money.

>>2848937

*buy

fuck me

>>2848925
you heard right. now invest.

>quickest way
Use the skills you already have to gain the highest wage you can and save / invest.

>quickest way for a skill-less /biz/ shitposter
Prostitution.

>>2848739

Buy 500k Bitcoins and sell them when the price goes up $2.

>>2848977
Unless BTC was worth 1 dollar thats not how it works son.

>>2849002
That is exactly how it works, catch is you need $1,400,000,000 to buy the BTC in the first place.

>>2848925
You're a stupid faggot who will get scammed over and over by 4chan, "financial advisors", and when you finally buy S&P500 fund you will just sell at a next market crash. You're one hopeless faggot. Just put whatever you earn at mcd in your savings

Make $2/min for one year straight. There are trading strategies that allow you to do this. Risking $200 every time, find ways to mitigate risk and automte, you've won.

>>2848763
Maybe you should have asked a less meme question

make and sell drugs its easy as shit

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>>2848739

Buy bitcoin

>>2848739

start with two million and daytrade crypto

>>2849407
Where can an initial investment of $200 produce $2/min gains?

>>2848925
>be one of thousands of thoughtless, imagination-less idiots in 2009-2010
>bitcoin is just some funny money online tulip beany-baby mania
>who would pay 20 cents for one of these things?
>it's just a bubble

>Sell drugs
>it can only be considered a meme because they sell themselves

>>2848739
disgusting roastie who even finds this attractive

$100 reinvested in bitconnect

>>2849711
I bought 5.5 BTC in 2012 at $11 a coin to use on the Silk Road. Product never came, but the Silk Road held funds in escrow until you received your product. So I got my bitcoins back, and forgot about them for a year. They spiked a year later and I sold them at around $100 a coin. I can assure you I've now learned that lesson the hard way

>>2848739
Be born in the right body.

Put ten bucks on Bitbean and you'll be a millionaire by September. Thank me later.

>>2849407
This is the best idea I've read on biz. I'm going to write an ebook titled "Make $2 an hour and retire in one year" filled with bullshit and I'll be set for life. Thanks

>>2848925
lmao

>>2848739
Operating a small business is the quickest way. It is very difficult to have a good idea and run a successful business tho.

>>2849711
>comparing 20 cents to 2800 dollars

>>2848937
how do you buy call options?