*blocks your path* "Amazon will never accept crypto"

>>2846392
pay with fiat. I'm a diversified non-neet

>>2846392
Sock him in the mouf

Jeff bezos will be the richest man alive in 2 years I'll suck his cock

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>>2846392

Go to overstock or buy an amazon gift card?

It's sad that our elite dress like this in current year
he looks fit though, im impressed

as to your question, just wait for primecoin

>>2846408
It's pretty simple- if you're that fucking powerful and well known you don't need to look good. And you may want to avoid attracting attention. Yeah you could afford an alligator suit lined with panda fur, but who do you need to impress?

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it's k. we got alibaba

>>2846437
I don't like you.

>>2846392
PayPal is in the process of setting up to accept crypto. When that happens Amazon will have no choice unless they want to lose Millions eBay.

>>2846434
yeah i know but hes wearing fucking jeans
those are workmans clothes
but i get it.

>>2846392
Kek is working on this little Chad.

>>2846392
jokes on this retard there won't be an amazon in 3 years massive antitrust coming

>>2846392
poop in my hand and then slap him across the head with it.

>>2846392
"Oh, it's that easy Anon?"

"Let me hook you up with my Payments team"

>>2846451
Anyone who sends their crypto to PayPal deserves what happens next.

>>2846437
fuck off back to india faggot

>>2846539
The thing that I wonder about is if you can accept payment in Bitcoin. It would be a hell of a good way to amass a huge sum of money and unload all your worthless currency.

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*rolls up sleeve to reveal a blue and silver metal fist*

Maybe 100k o' THIS will change yer mind!

donald trump

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>>2846495
I'd like to see them try.

>>2846392
> Amazon will never accept crypto
> 100% of unused AWS infrastructure is probably mining at this very minute

>>2846392
Use purse, duh.
Seriously, I use https://app.purse.io/shop to transfer my bitcoin into whatever item I want to buy. And I get it cheaper too.
Why convert back to fiat or care if amazon will never accept crypto when you can make a system that will do it for you?

>>2846715
sshhhhhhh!

Buy stuff elsewhere

>>2846392
>net worth: $87bn

Get on my knees and start sucking

>>2846392
tell the stupid fucking shit-gibbon it already does
https://purse.io

>>2847629
i will do this

y-y-yes sir mr bezos sir
youre looking mighty swole today sir, if I might say that

Bezos Zuckerberg 2020!

>>2846392

>*blocks your path*
>"Amazon will not accept crypto, until its market cap reaches a trillion."

>>2846392
buy something from amazon with bitcoin on purse.io anyways

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>>2848230
>Bezos Zuckerberg 2020!