I'm 23 and I have a decent amount of cash (high 5 figures)

>>2831543
Bump

>>2831543
Anyone

>>2831543
i hope you go to jail, anon

Reported thread to FBI. Hope you used a VPN, OP.

>>2831543
>Deposit in BTC ATM
>Tumble coins
>Exchange
>tumble again
>exchange again
>consolidate
>cash out

>>2831543
It appreciates with Bitcoin and other crypto.

And you can launder it if you do it carefully.

>>2831543
You need to launder in small amounts. don't use crypto likes btc. use monero or gold, silver.

>>2831850
FBI can't prove im not a larper
>>2831857
>cash out
But I have cash right now. still wouldn't help much I guess. If I get it into a bank account won't the bank/IRS ask how I have 80k now?

Can I just slowly start depositing cash into an account, telling the IRS I work for cash, and paying my taxes like a good citizen?

>>2831936
lol u think it's that easy? it's not mate.

>>2831936
use monero instead of a tumbler to wash your coins btw. Tumblers can steal your coins easily.

And cash out bit by bit, and maybe get an anonymous bitcoin debit card and use that as needed

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>>2831543
Buy Bitcoin, and with that buy gold. Sell the gold, and if somebody ask about the metal origin, say it's an inheritance.

>illegally
I'm too busy to judge you right now, but I hope can give something to the world that you helped to destroy.

Donate here in order to balance your karma:
BTC: 1Fpi2x5FQnSVUheQqpod2RFNtdP5DpbC2k

Just spend the cash slowly. To buy crypto you'd have to put that into account and wire to exchange which already leaves trails.

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>>2831543

>>2831543

> Thinks 5 figures is a lot of money

Just keep it somewhere safe and spend it slowly on groceries and shit.

Don't buy a car or anything big with it.

If you really that eager to give it away to the IRS, set up a cash business and launder it through there. (Vending machine, nail salon, lemonade stand, etc.)

Start a fake business, such as lawn mowing. Maybe think of a better business that deals in cash with a larger expected profit. Fuck, just call yourself an artist and sell a bunch of art to yourself.
The main thing is you get paid in cash.
Fake a shitload of cash jobs over this current financial year.
Get taxed on your previously tax free income.

>>2832053
I had a hearty chuckle

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>>2831543
invest in LTC, it is going to have a huge jump within the next 24 hours.

>>2832508

Just buy BTC via localbitcoins, doing a physical meet up (carefully choose your seller) this way there is no trace to how u got the btc and the u can deposit it all into you bank and then pay your capitol gains tax like a good nigger

>>2831543
ex-anything to do with that here tricking the IRS is near impossible so if I were you I would apply for a small buissness loan open up a cash based buissness and slowly, very slowly, I can't belive I have to say it again but very fucking slowly place an extra hundread here and there in about 10 years you have succsess fully laundered it and lost 40% of it in taxes

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>>2831543
Assuming you know how to program.

Open a legal crypto casino in Costa Rica
Annual gambling license fees $10000
Infrastructure $2000 (must be outside of EU and US)
Convert your cash to crypto
Gamble in your own casino until it's all "gone"

Assuming you don't know how to program,
it will cost around $10000 to developer a proper gambling site. NEETs will respond that they can do it in an afternoon for $100. Don't listen to them and don't hire Pajeets who promise to make it work for $100. It would be shit.