I have the opportunity to take out a $36,000 loan with a 5-year

The Air Force is pretty dope.

Do it, but invest it in an asset.

Honestly, you could put it into ETFs and make 10+%/ year on it just for having it. (You'd have to make payments ofc)

>>2828632
How'd you know mang?

Thanks for the advice, by the way. Would you recommend starting a brokerage account with Vanguard to put it into ETFs?

>>2828694
put it all in ARK senpai once smartbridge drops you can buy the bank

>>2828606

Uh duh, yeah.

You'll make 5% a year even with really conservative investments.

Buy that shit and stick it into an index fund.

>>2828745
you won't even be able to buy the shitting street, pajeet.

>>2828694
Put it all in a savings account with Goldman or Ally for max interest apy. Wait until the subprime auto bubble pops. Then buy stocks.

> I have the opportunity to take out a $36,000 loan with a 5-year payback at .75% interest.

How do I get this?

You can transfer your money to Brazil, which is the most slutty country in the world, and put in a fixed income fund that will give you 12% per year income.
It's the only thing worth investing in this fucking country that has the highest interest rate in the world.

>>2828756
HAHAHAHAHA ill send you a postcard from the moon nocoiner scum

>>2828771

>fixed income fund in brazil
Holy shit - have you done this yourself before?

>>2828768
It's given by USAA to newly commissioning military officer - hence >>2828632

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>>2828606
>tfw I'm sipping a lil brew, viewing the thread, looking at OP's pic
>tfw my girlfriend rips the most rancid, silent fart (spread ass cheeks to minimize brrraafff) right next to my face
>mfw I just licked that ass an hour ago

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>>2829961

>>2828606
All in FUCKS, enjoy being a multi-millionaire in 1 week.

>>2829961
Thank god she hold it.