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2017-07-19 02:24:58 Post No. 2822366
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Anonymous 2017-07-19 02:24:58 Post No. 2822366 [Report]
My dad's a chief justice of the Supreme Court and my mom works for the Fed. They told me yesterday that I need to pull my funds out of crypto by the end of the year. Aliens have been detected, and they are hungry for blood. Because of their advanced decryption technology, all Bitcoins will be liquidated within a 20 hour period.

1. Banks will ban Bitcoin exchanges from robbing us of our precious crypto bodily fluids.

2. Banks are colluding with the aliens to be the human leadership after the aliens take over.

3. All currency not named after Comquall, the Emperor of the galaxy, will be banned.

4. Satoshi was an escaped alien, who thumbed his nose at the Emperor, and anything that he created will be an immediate death sentence.

In short, sell all you have Anons. It could mean your very lives.
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Anonymous 2017-07-19 02:26:23 Post No.2822379
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Praise FUD.
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Anonymous 2017-07-19 02:26:26 Post No.2822381
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Anonymous 2017-07-19 02:26:26 Post No.2822381 [Report]
My dad works at Nintendo and he says PokéCoin is going to be huge.
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Anonymous 2017-07-19 02:27:25 Post No.2822394
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Anonymous 2017-07-19 02:27:25 Post No.2822394 [Report]
>>2822381
Will there be a POP system?

(Proof of Full pokeball.)
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Anonymous 2017-07-19 02:29:11 Post No.2822407
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Anonymous 2017-07-19 02:29:11 Post No.2822407 [Report]
My dad has a huge super soaker and says btc is going to moon.
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Anonymous 2017-07-19 02:32:06 Post No.2822444
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>mfw I realized BTC was just an alien PnD years ago
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Anonymous 2017-07-19 02:32:31 Post No.2822448
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Anonymous 2017-07-19 02:32:31 Post No.2822448 [Report]
>>2822366
Thanks Lori.
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Anonymous 2017-07-19 02:33:43 Post No.2822460
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Anonymous 2017-07-19 02:33:43 Post No.2822460 [Report]
>>2822366
jokes on you aliens already rule the earth
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Anonymous 2017-07-19 02:35:09 Post No.2822475
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>>2822460
I thought Jews and Warren Buffet ran the earth.
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Anonymous 2017-07-19 02:37:25 Post No.2822493
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Anonymous 2017-07-19 02:37:25 Post No.2822493 [Report]
>>2822475
>he doesn't know that jews are creatures from another dimension
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Anonymous 2017-07-19 02:41:01 Post No.2822529
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>>2822493
Is that why they eat gefelte fish? That shit is gross.
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Anonymous 2017-07-19 02:44:20 Post No.2822554
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Anonymous 2017-07-19 02:44:20 Post No.2822554 [Report]
>>2822529
JUST
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Anonymous 2017-07-19 03:13:48 Post No.2822784
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Anonymous 2017-07-19 03:13:48 Post No.2822784 [Report]
>>2822366
Thanks for the advice anon, I've sold off all my bitcoins. 4chan is a swell, helpful website!
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Anonymous 2017-07-19 03:15:59 Post No.2822807
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>>2822784
Weesa drink your Bitcoin.
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