>be 55 yo oldfag >recently retired with $800k pension primarily

>>2816769
>55 yo

>frogposting

Nice try neet coiner

live fast and die young, boys. only way to be.

TRT and cialis. HGH if you can afford. Become 40 again :)

>>2816769

> Erectile dysfunction
> Not using cock rings, pumps, viagra, cannabis, molly or some other drug with aphrodiatic properties

I bet you are a +300 pound landwhale

>>2816804
This
Just blast roids

>>2816808

200 pounds but yeah I need to lose weight

At 55 you should be helping your offspring become successful.

If you just wanted to be hedonistic you shouldn't have gotten married.

>>2816769
55 isn't even that old anymore OP.

You realize there are 70+ yo body builders at gyms and shit right?

If your body is in such disrepair at age 55, you played yourself by eating shit all of the time.

>>2816845
blast n cruise m8

>>2816854
>>2816845
>200 pounds
IF the OP isn't roleplaying, he's a dummy that invested in funds for his retirement but didn't invest in health.

Gym-Tan-Laundry is a way of life, old bro. Never too early to start.

>>2816853

>t. alr-right larper who will probably never marry at all

>would have been $1.6 million if it weren't for ex wife

This pisses me off the most. I would've ran with the money man. Fuck these bitches

>>2816780
live fast die old is better

>>2816769
Phil? Is that you?

>>2816776
Actually like a year ago I happened to be in my dad's room and I look at his computer screen and saw that 4chan was one of his bookmarks. Idk what that means but still.

>>2817288
>if you are productive, have children and look after your family you are "alt-right"
Are leftists accepting they are retarded scum and everyone else that is productive is against them?

>>2817655
each child is a million dollar multi decade commitment cletus, it's not as easy as just plopping them down in front of jerry springer like your parents did

>>2816769
>"slow and steady" is not worth it.
I am young, but poor as fuck. I just want to make it in order to live "that" life.

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>>2817724
Yeah dude I'm not the one saying you shouldn't take care of your children, shlomo.
Go be a jew somewhere else.

>>2817889

I need your wife to suck me off first

the accident paralyzed her and wasn't related to the tumor. they would have caught the tumor sooner because it would have paralyzed her, but she was paralyzed from the crash. So it ended up just growing and growing.

>>2816769
nice larp

>>2817889
>In a car accident
Her own damn fault for participating in such a high risk activity.

>>2816769
>would have been $1.6 million if it weren't for ex wife
story time

>>2817620
it means that your pops is into cuck porn

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>>2816769
>55
Try 95 you niglet

>>2818225
dad stop it

>>2816804
>>2816813
Shit, I plan on hopping on gear once I get into my 40's

>>2817620
It means your dad is into traps.

>>2816769
>>2816870

This. OP done goofed. It's too late for you to get into god mode now, but you can still save yourself.

Also, you can't retire with 800k (unless you can live on like 24k/year). Sorry bro.

>Boomer telling others to be degenerates

Your generation can't die quick enough. kys.