>You have "Cryptocurrency Trader" listed as a skill

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"You say you're supporting a strong dollar? Can you please elaborate on that?"

>>2816547
I buy and sell fake currency online worth no real world monetary value then brag about it to others online and talk down to those who don't buy into my ponzi scheme then cry into my pillow when my fake money crashes again

>>2816595
>crypto is ponzi
>stock is not
I really thought hard for 5 seconds there I really did I promise

>m-m-mommy made me do it

>>2816547
Wait, this is a job interview? I thought we were negotiating for the woman beside you. That isn't my resume, that's the contract - 2 btc is my final offer.

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No, but my wife can.

>>2816547
I buy currency you cant buy anything with because an anonymous anime image board told me to , you filthy nocoiner scum

>>2816547
Fuck nocoiners and fuck white people

>>2816720
kys subhuman

>>2816595
>I'm an amerifag who just discovered cryptos in june and don't know what blockchain is

>>2816660
Fuck 1, Marry 2, Kill 2

That's weird. I follow it but I would never put that on my resume. Are you looking at some talentless neets resume?

>>2816547
I play with magical numbers on the internet that represents a "currency" or a share/asset in a company/project.
Essentially it's a speculative market with high-risk and high-reward.

Let me demonstrate

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MMMMMMOOOOOOOOMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>2816647
>>still uses paper contracts

>>2816660
Fuck the birch
Kill the girls
Marry the mexican lady in the back

>Apply for job at IRS
>Put "Cryptocurrency Trader" on resume
>Leave interview in handcuffs

>>2816739
nocoiner whiteboi detected

>>2816827
MMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYY AAAAAAAAAAA MMMMMAAAAAAAAKKKKKKEEEEEEEE EEEEEE IIIIIIIIITTTTTT GOOOOOOO UPPPPPPPPPPP MOMMMMMMYYYYYYYY

>>2816595
>sums up the entire situation in one succinct comment.
I like your work.

>for fuck sake you don't now abot crypto?
>please tell me why should I work for you then?

too smart to get a job :^S

>>2816595
>worth no real world monetary value
That's where you're wrong, kiddo.

>>2817643
Please educate me, seriously I'm interested.

>>2817815
how do i get 1 bitcoin?

>>2816547
>"Why is that woman next to you asking me questions? Is she your wife?"

>>2816595
Try buying child slaves with (((fiat))) and see what happens.

>>2817870
This might as well be the btc marketing campaign

>>2816547
> "Yes, that's the reason why I don't need a job, I've just come in too see if it's true. You actually put wagecucks in these boxes and they stare at a screen all day every day for you for the rest of their lives, for $40k a year?"

>>2816547
Well it all started off by buying 100k