Autism thread, write autistic things you've done >first

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Autism thread, write autistic things you've done

>first time buying BTC
>just half an hour ago
>got to the EasyPay machine
>don't know fuck all how to use it
>just stare at it for like 10 min without touching it trying to figure out what to do
>everyone in the bank is looking at me, probably think I'm going to pull out a gun at any second to rob it
>trying to act innocent only makes me look even more guilty
>fucking security guards come inside, stand on the counter next to me, keep staring at me with the side of their eyes
>I feel a single spaghetti piece fall through my torn pocket and slowly slide down my leg, leaving a warm tomato sauce trail behind
>start sweating
>I have literally done nothing wrong yet btw, just standing there
>fuck it
>leave the machine and walk around the bank trying to find an official to help me out
>the filthy nocoiner doesn't know shit about Bitcoin, takes half an hour to explain to him what I want to do
>he shows me how to properly use the machine, but of course doesn't give me any more information simply because he doesn't know about BTC transactions
>the machine asks me for the address
>type it all good
>asks for my phone
>type it
>then asks if I need to type anything else for my order
>I have to write the order ID, but I don't know it yet, think the phone number is enough
>send the money, finish the order
>fastforward come home now
>order still up, haven't received money yet
>send message to the support stuff, if everything is ok
>learn that I need to type in the order ID to confirm the order
>mfw I lost all my money and there is no way I'm taking it back
>mfw I sent all the cash to the required account for free
>mfw I failed to buy at the dip again and it was probably my last chance before the prices skyrocket for another 2-3 months or so
>mfw this is why I'm poor