I'm a NEET. How do I get a job? I have a high school diploma

Apply for one

Do yard work or manual labor around where you live

Fuck off buddy honestly no one cares. The world isn't gonna hand you a bone. Go figure it out.

>>2808695
Anon, be nice to people

>>2808704
Www.google.com

>>2808676
sell you butthole on craigslist. worked for martin shekeli

>>2808695
This is a discussion board.

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Check wikiHow.

Everywhere in my area is hiring signs in the door.

Literally just walk in and ask for an application/interview

>>2808729
>urinating outside
>being discrete
what is the point? if you've not pissed in front of a full bus stop you've not lived

>>2808676
Do volunteer work

Get certificates for things

Start learning a language

>>2808727
Fair enough. Suppose I'm just frustrated by the same nonsensical shit like this instead of actual interesting business stuff. Just seems like the answer is there if you care enough to google.

>>2808743
I second that. Being bilingual is an autohire

>>2808760
99% chance it is just shitposting deal with it accordingly

I've applied to some places around me, the usual stuff like mcdonalds and walmart stuff like that but no one has called me back.

>>2808689
I can't do manual labor because of a physical limitation. One of my arms can't do anything strenuous or lift anything heavy.

>>2808743
I live in the USA, would spanish be the best language to learn to help my chances of finding work?

>>2808772
I'm not shitposting. I'm just ignorant and stupid.

>>2808805
definitely. Also tax evasion is an idea.