>hey bro wanna trade BTC?
What's BTC?
>it's a big chunk of useless code that i collect, it'd take at least 30 minutes to explain to you though. anyways, wanna trade your real tangible money for my useless lines of code?
Wait wait, slow down. You're saying you literally fucking collect lines of code... Let me google this.
>WAIT DONT GOOGLE IT!
Dude, looking at these graphs your little lines of code are going down 20 billion in market cap per day..
>BRO, TRUST ME, I'M AN EARLY ADOPTER!!! MORE PEOPLE WILL COME!
You know i'm a fucking computer geek right? If you can't explain this to me in 30 minutes how do you think you can explain it to any normies?
>DUDE STFU NOCOINER, UR JUST COPING, FINE I'M LEAVING WITH MY PLAY MONEY!
Alright? Lmfao...
Coiners BTFO
Too real
Bitcoin has been out for years and its still useless as fuck
Get back to me when it has a use
But but muh decentralisation
amazing insight from somebody who collects anime pictures
>>2799431
https://99bitcoins.com/who-accepts-bitcoins-payment-companies-stores-take-bitcoins/
>no use
retards
>>2799420
>strawmanning this hard
Not gonna lie, former Bitcoin supporter here. This is fucking hilarious watching these ponzi coins crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let the blockchain supersede the central banking system.