>You will never be a cool, go-getter, investment banker >You

And yet another butthurt child

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Making mad gains, will be able to quit day job by christmas, your 80's cartoon choice is weak.

because I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!!

let me guess your mommy charges you $500 per month for rent and tendies?

>>2791877
I just entered my algo in the quantopian open, wish me luck at least I'm fucking trying

>>2792033
is that a golf tournament

>>2791877
Why would I want to hand over exponential profits to the bank in order to get a linearly evolving salary?

>implying all money isn't fake and gay

My cousin was an investment banker at JP Morgan. They work people like fucking dogs over there. Fresh college grads anyway. I'm too lazy for that shit.

>>2792033
>write an algorithm that could make millions on the stock market
>give them the source code
>Here's your huuuuuundred thousand dollar caaaaaash prize!!!!!!
kek

>>2793347
But crypto is more fake though. It's backed by nothing and used for nothing except scamming NEETs into buying it.

>>2793416
Lol

>>2794145
this

remember, there can only be four
>Visa, Mastercard, American Express, Discovercard
>Bitcoin, ETH, NEO, XMR

thats just the way things are