> btc crashing faster than eth
> flippening finally happens
> at $100 btc and $15 eth
> /biz/ gets shut down after millions of NEETs commit suicide
>>2789574
ETH will be dumped hard and will never recover
>>2789584
You're toast. Get into BNT before its too late.
>>2789586
>buying into KikeKoin
Hey Bagholders,
My name is Vitalik, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are poor, bitcoin-maximalist, no-ETHers who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass charts. You are everything bad in crypto. Honestly, have any of you ever used a smart contract? I mean, I guess it's fun buying heroin on the darknet and posting DGB memes, but you all are going to get buttfucked after August 1st when Bitcoin forks into "Bitcoin Classic."
ETH is pretty much perfect. I have a 257 IQ, and i'm going to wreck the entire traditional banking system as we know it. What use case has bitcoin ever had other than "currency for CP on the darkweb?" ETH can also be used to purchase CP, but I have a banging hot girlfriend (She just invented a smart token; shit will REPLACE cash). You are all bagholders who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and Galia
>>2789615
>>2777777
>>2789620
Galio is ugly AF
those point brown eyes, that chin, that lying smile
only degenerates finds her attractive
>>2789654
Nice, just bought $10
> KEK has spoken
> Those with eyes have seen