>tfw have to battle the urge to buy hookers They are such

I see an escort every week or so for $250/hr. It's worth it in my opinion. Keeps my sanity in check so I don't go guns blazing.

>>2779390
Just go to a bar and fuck a chick there. It's fucking easy to find a cute chick who feels exactly the same as you, lonely and horny.

Make sure you go to a bar or club with not loud music where people go to chat, not a pitch black techno club

>>2779390
They've got SexCoin for that urge

>>2779390
What would you have to offer as a pimp?
Conversely you could become a sugar daddy and it might be cheaper in the long run.

>>2779425
I have a lot of success having hot girls grinding on me and make out with me at dance clubs but getting them home is the hard part. I never really tried a regular bar, I thought picking up girls at those are just a meme especially since I have no friends to go with

for fuck sakes spend 6 months casually reading up and learning PUA in your spare time and make it a point to go out and socialize on fridays/saturdays to practice it.

within that 6 month period youll learn how to get more pussy than you need and you'll stop being idiots spending money for sex.

There's too much free pussy to be paying for it.

>>2779390
I want to lick her boots. I'm too beta to fuck her anyways

>>2779446
I have no social circle. I dropped out of college and stay on pretty casual terms with my college pals, we only party every once in a while. I have picked up girls stag but it is so much harder than when youre out with your friends that it isnt worth the trouble

>>2779460
Why don't you hop on Tinder? If you can get hot girls grinding on you in public then I'm sure you can put together four photos and two sentences about yourself.

pretty much everyone in asia is a virgin so it doesnt make me feel as bad

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Thinking of fucking this chick but already jacked off today so might wait for tomorrow. I really should pay off my credit card but this is one thicc ass latina

>>2779390
Sigh..I'm in the same boat currently. Sadly the hookers I've paid for haven't been as fine as in OP pic. That's the quality you've fucked?

>>2779390
Go to Philippines

You can get a hooker for $30 low class, fancy, overnight, what those faggots post in /b/ for $90.

If you're somewhat white and not fat, they'll probably fuck you for free too.

Always use a hotel.

>>2779469
I get a decent amount of matches but my texting game is fucking horrible. I creampied a fat girl a few weeks ago but that was the best I could do especially on tinder where every girl has access to chad

>>2779481
nah, pretty all the hookers ive fucked have been ones off backpage. The very first one was more high end, she was really fucking thicc blonde just short of being a bbw was $300 hr that one I found on eros

>>2779390
Have fun with your STDs while I save money and time by fapping to hookers.

>>2779479
Judging by reverse image search, I'm guessing that's a catfish.

>>2779492
>creampied

Jesus Christ man, wrap yourself before you get an std or knock up someone you would never want to even talk to again. wtf, find a hooker to cream in, pay with cash, burner cell phone and maybe even go to a different city.

Jesus fucking christ.

>>2779554
she has a vid on her ad, its legit I know because im a loser who knows how to find good hookers on backpage

>>2779579
im autistic and like to pretend im Genghis Khan, no womb is spared from my seed

>>2779425
>Just go to a bar and fuck a chick there

Get a load of this fucking normie

>>2779425
hey, Chad, why dont you fuck off

go piss in a urinal loudly

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>>2779446
>getting pussy is a social skill

lol

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>>2779492
can confirm

>>2779479
credit card can wait

>>2779620
>hey, Chad, why dont you fuck off
>go piss in a urinal loudly
I-is pissing loudly a sign of manliness? Are we supposed to try and up-show the man wizzing next to us? I've never even thought about this, but come to think of it now, it always seems like the guy next to me is peeing louder.

>>2779854
Chads get the taller urinal

>>2779854
If you really give that much of a fuck about it you will never make it. Do you really think Chad's thoughts while urinating are in the least bit similar to what you just wrote?

>>2779580
Post the link let's see this video

>>2779883
Doesn't that mean they should pee more quietly then? Less distance between the urtethra and the urinal's floor means more time for wayward droplets of piss to accelerate before crashing.
>>2779891
I don't really give a shit, I've just never thought one was supposed to give a shit.

>>2779897
http://washingtondc.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/kinky-latina-%D0%B2%CE%B1%D1%8F%D0%B2%CE%B9%D1%94-%CF%83ll-%F0%9F%85%92%F0%9F%85%9B%F0%9F%85%98%F0%9F%85%92%F0%9F%85%9A-%F0%9F%85%97%F0%9F%85%94/32604083

>>2779929
Ah lol thought it was that girl in OP

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>>2779620
damn that must have really activated his almonds

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>>2779854
>>2779883
>>2779891
>Go to the bathroom to urinate in my bladder
>Go into the stall because I can't squeeze a drop at the urinal because I'm scared someone might open the door around the corner then come see me and laugh that I have to go to the bathroom
>Some guy's at the urinal and I'm next to him at the stall
>I hear a loud chad walk in
>I can just hear him unzip loudly and robustly say "Hey Bob, what's up man, how's the new system going?" after slapping him on the shoulder with his slugger swagging out in the open
>I bet his 12 inch slanger feeling up the urinal water right now getting a yellow bath
>The guy answers him and says it's going good
>Chad lets out a hearty roar of a laugh and says that's good man that's good then loudly fixes his stance, you can hear how wide it is
>He's so loose with his body I bet he wouldn't even blink at the idea of someone seeing his tallywhacker
>He lets the old fellow hang free without the need for hands and it pisses like a goddamn unscrewed fire hydrant
>Golden beads of urine, such a strong flow, you can feel it like Niagara herself
>I'm here sitting on the toilet in my stall hidden from the world so I feel safe, squeezing out the last few bits by rubbing my scrotum up to the top of my tip
>Pull up my pants accidentally get a drop on boxers
>Chad's still pissing, the stall's mouth is loudly gulping it up begging for Chad's urine
>Wait to leave the stall until I can hear he left
>This is my life

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>>2780163
>post recession era
>doesn't press Gooch to clear penis
You need a father figure

>>2779672
/fit/ goes on tinder

For the guys that get them how do hookers work?

Give me the run down for an hour sesh. I hear that you often have to shower before, is that included in the hour?

Do you have to romance/foreplay like a regular wamen? I dunno wnna kiss no whore. I would like to go in and command the hoe around, just like get naked, tell her to twerk and strip for me and then get fuck her face. I dont want any teasing bs or getting to know you. I want to buy and use a warm cum dumpster

>find qt
>buy ice cream for qt every day
>fugg afterwards
>repeat all summer
You faggots actually pay a couple ETHs an hour for pussy when ice cream costs 8 ARK bags

I think the best thing about hookers rather than picking up girls is they leave you alone.You can just fuck them and they leave. Or you leave if you go in.

>>2780205
just tell them you did your shower before you came. If they are GFE they will let you kiss them and eat them out if youre into that. if you tell them you want them do do a striptease and dance for you then that should be fine

>>2780163
feel you bro....same here

>>2779620
Hahahahhahahahahaha pretty sure that just implies he's well hydrated

>>2780163
>Chad's still pissing, the stall's mouth is loudly gulping it up begging for Chad's urine
This part made it a 10/10 post

>>2779620
My fucking kek

>>2779595
my man

>>2779390
Nice just bought 100k!

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>>2779390
Where are you located? If you can pay for a review site or find one for free that is legitimate then I would recommend filtering your backpage visits through this filter.

Backpage is hit or miss and you don't want to be out of your $200.

Be careful guys, Backpage is Sting City,

if you re in the USA pull them up right off of the review site TER Review, but most of the time make them come to you, incall is risky now

>>2780163
ebinkej

Has anyone found girls on seekingarrangement? Is it worth a damn or is it just a waste of time.

>>2780517

any site like that is gonna be a sausage fest where you beg fatties for dates, unless you are a 10 looks wise. People who are 7+ looks are meeting up off of Tinder

I live in a small city and every single whore here is either Asian (the south-east ugly kind) or an overtanned slut, no cute ones at all. There aren't even premium whores for $1000/hr+

>>2780524


if you live in the boonies, i'd keep an eye on the locals, occasionally a decent looking one might pass through, although visitors generally do shit service cause they know they will never pass through again so they dont care about repeat business, keep meets with visitors to a half hour level.

But, find the nearest big city to you, whatever that is, and just keep an eye on, and make a list of the top 5 to 10 ones you like the most in there. And, find a reason, other than this, to go there for a day, and then while you are there call one on your list, you should be able to arrange a meet with at least one.

>>2779442
no friends to go with. thats the main problem :(

going to a bar alone sounds sad :(

>>2779672
Welp, I'm never talking to a girl again.
Non-Chad here. No point after seeing this.

>>2779390
>touching a dirty, diseased body with your dick
I have no idea why people are doing it

>>2779390
If you enjoy it, it's not wasted money.

>>2779408
this

>>2779425
>Just go to a bar and fuck a chick there.


Who the fuck do you think I am?

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>>2779390
>A good high end one where I live is $400/hr and a good one on backpage is $200/hr.


Go to Romania, most of the girls are slim and pretty and will cost you about $30. The 10/10 hookers (literally model tier) still will only cost you $100 an hour.

>>2780839
>most of the girls are slim and pretty and will cost you about $30.

does supply and demand not apply in these places? or the men are poor as shit?

>>2780849
That area, a monthly wage is about $300.

My assistant lives there and lives like a king because I pay him $4/hour. Trying to tie him to my business for life :)

>>2780860
that area meaning Romania in general or a certain city?

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>>2780163

>>2780517
signed up. 90% of girls i've messaged have replied back and will operate just like BP date. but I haven't found one for a reasonable rate yet. An girl that would bring 80-100 on bp is wanting 300. f that.

I have had 0 luck with tinder at all. is there some sort of default about me text that works?

>>2779390
> A good high end one where I live is $400/hr
Where I live you won't find a high quality one for even double that money. You could date a goldniggerslut for less.

>>2781151
where the fuck is that? I live in DC

>>2781162
Tel Aviv.

>>2779446

>people still fall for this scam

>>2779483

This. Outside of the US you can have a fuck festival instead of $300 for one nut.

>>2779492

Tinder is absolute garbage. It funnels beta male thirst into a raging torrent. 5s and 6s can be picky because they still match on every swipe. Though you can get laid from it IF you are good looking, you will get terrible quality women.

>>2779390
Nobody gonna mention going to Germany? It's the fucking promised land.

>>2780120
>And this
I swear I typed 'iz' after the 'b'.

Have any of you fucked hookers that take ETH? I have.

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yeah i use prostitutes most of the time

last week i made a good gain with my crypto so i hired one

pic related

>>2781188
some of them should start taking btc to fund their BP ad accounts.

>>2780553

>no friends to go with

This is your problem. The reality is that most people find mates within their network. You must create a network by engaging with your community.

PUA claims to bypass having friends by just approaching random strangers a thousand times until one accepts. While this may work eventually, it is a long, painful and humiliating process. From a social value standpoint, approaching strangers is no better than a homeless nigger asking for a dollar.

>>2779425
> Just go and linger around in horrible loud drunk-normie filled bars for hours on end spending all your money on drinks, you may or may not go home with a girl.

That sounds like an incredibly inefficient way of getting laid.

>>2781225
Is that the confederate cowboy gook?

>>2781186
What did he mean by this?

>>2781229
>work
>sports
>hobbies
pick one

>>2781168
Should have guessed

>>2779390
UK fag here, i usually visit either an escort or a brothel once sometimes twice a week, im lucky though as i have a fetish for older woman who are usually cheaper, pay around £50-60 for 30 mins, want to stop but im generally terrible with women

For fellow britbongs Adultwork.com is a godsend

>>2781225
jesus

>>2779390
its literally impsossible to get laid without having friends

>>2780163
8.75/10

>>2781225
that's someone else's mother

>>2781225
Thanks, I just bought 100k.

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>>2779425
Gtfo

>>2779481
>id Hey4BuoS
What did they mean by this?

>>2779390
>tfw can't find a good dominatrix in my area
feels bad man

>>2781229

Wrong. I go out with friends but I usually end up breaking off from them. From the perspective of the women I engage, I'm alone, and I do pretty well.

If you're attractive and have some charisma, approaching is pretty much the best way to go.

>>2782169
Truly a terrible feel. I live in a medium sized city and it's still hard...

>>2782506
But going out to bars and clubs is such a huge time investment, and I'd imagine most of us here find those places intolerable.

>>2782559

I fucking hate clubs as well, much prefer going to bars. Get some drinks in you and go chat up some women. Pretend like you're fun and have energy for life instead of the reality of you being boring and quiet, that's what I do.

You can't be shy if you want to get women, women hate shyness. Learn this lesson first and the rest will come.

>>2779446
>socialize on fridays/saturdays
With whom?
>>2779425
>bar
I don't want to imbibe ethyl alcohol. It numbs the nervous system and impairs my cognitive faculties. Maybe you have an IQ of 200 so you don't mind the temporary loss of intelligence under the influence of ethanol, but I'm not a genius and the world is difficult enough to grasp sober.

>>2782615
>tfw to intelligent

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>>2782615
>tfw too dumb to drink alcohol

>>2779854
Chad has a larger penis whcih means more urine volume per second which means peeing louder.

I can't believe I typed out that sentence. What am I doing with my life?

>>2782615
i hope this is bait i doubt it though

>>2782725
>>2782730
I just assume that people who drink alcohol must be geniuses. How else could they still process the world in that state?
I'm not a dummy, but my brain capacity is 100% utilized when unimpaired and I still discard the majority of all sensory inputs.
Good for you, if you're smart enough to function acceptably under alcohol. I'm not.

>>2781225
>that confederate flag
top fucking kek

>>2782749
noone is buying this " humble , full of doubt thus intellectual" act you're trying to do. just kys

>>2782749

Ok I'm of moderate intelligence and alcohol doesn't effect me that much, but if you're intent on losing the edge without impairing your other senses I recommend looking into phenibut.

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>>2782749
>tfw to intelligent not to get shitfaced drunk every weekend

>>2779390
why on earth would you want to waste your sperm????

sauce on the OP, I think I'm in love.

>>2779929
Anon I'm close to you, I could help you out, you don't need back pages

>>2779676
christ that's depressing

i knew online dating was bad but that's worse than i ever imagined

literally no reason to bother with this shit unless you're a 10/10 chad

>>2782874

Not sure if he said he was gay...

>>2782768
>moderate intelligence
>effect
You don't say?

>>2781225

I love the fact that the only thing you thought to blur was your tiny asian penis.

>>2782531
the closest thing I can find to a dominatrix are a bunch of dirty black girls or trashy white girls that act ghetto, on backpages with the caption "fetish/domination friendly". Disgusting

>>2782615
>tfw to smart to drink alcohol

>>2779672
woman where a mistake. The whole Western World is a mistake. Jesus save us

>>2780752
Yeah same here, just checked the local hookers, 400 for 2 hours is not bad

>>2779672
You just gotta be CHAD and girls will literally hop on your dick.

What a surprise.

>>2784807
>>2784855
well now you know how this shit works

instead of complaining about it like a beta go lift get ripped and fuck bitches

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>>2779672
1. "David" while acting comically aloof and rude could also be seen as a dumb jock with sarcastic/playful sense of humor. the women are responding in kind

2. because this is tinder in the first place such sexual messages are expected and completely encouraged by the females participating. it isn't a "turn off" because this is what they signed up for

3. the women are subtly flattered and bemused by being a target of such panting thirst

4. chat is one thing, actually doing is another. on the internet everybody is a genius, on tinder every woman is a seductive sex doll baiting young cock for a cheap thrill. half would probably ghost when it comes time to meet

>>2784865
Mfw I'm not white.
Mfw after lifting for 6 months I still look about the same just a bit more muscles.
Mfw women will still stare past me and look for CHAD

>>2784865
>Chad telling me how to be alpha
Sorry but there are reasons why i'm here on a friday night

>>2784514
this kek

>>2781225
>bathroom ashtrays
>confederate flag on Jiang's phone
>treating yourself to a toilet blowjob
Livin the dream

>>2779425
>go to a bar and fuck a chick

Literally no one has ever gotten laid from the bar. I think you mean club/disco.

>>2784821


NEVER see someone you have never seen before for longer than an hour. If it goes bad, and with this you never know, you will be kicking yourself the whole way home that you paid for 2 hours and wanted to bail after 40 minutes when you actually got there.

>>2780205


just take a shower like normal like you do every day, i would hope. They put that shower shit in the ads because they dont want some dude who hasnt taken a shower in a month to show up and got on top of them, which sounds like BS but it does happen.

there is no romance, you are paying for a service not for a pretend gf. They will role play with you if you want, but i think it is retarded. you generally want to arrange that kind of shit, and anything unusual before hand.

Stay away from backpage, go on TER review.

>>2784885
>half would probably ghost when it comes time to meet
Try 9/10

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>>2779390
>Last year I wasted 1k
Geez, I wasted like 1k on hookers last month, step your game up. But seriously I am addicted to cheap whores.

If you want a cheaper alternative try and find asian massage parlors, that's about $160/hr for sex. $100 for a happy ending place.

If you want something a little more gfe than asian massage hookers, go to your local strip club (this will take some time and money investment) see if there are any strippers that you like that offer take-out(low volume hooker). You can setup a sort of sugar-baby type relationship, that may be cheaper than hookers, if you do your math right.

>>2785787
You know these Asian massage parlor women are usually trafficked right? You should read some of their stories. Maybe you're a sick fuck who gets off on it idk. But seriously go kill yourself, anyone who would pay for sex from a trafficked woman. Go pay more money for a hooker who chooses the lifestyle. She'll be more fun anyway :)

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>>2784885
t. expert pua

>>2785787

That strip club game is a pain in the ass. You really have the time to go to strip clubs, pick one you like, and then try to sit and haggle with her to see if she would actually want to meet outside of the club. Waste of time.

Shop around in the hooker market. I have found ones that i turned into friends, that only did it part time and then gave it up for a regular job like tattoo artist or hair stylist who tell me i am welcome to still call them whenever for regular meets, and gfe, bdsm , whatever, etc. That just takes time, and being friendly with them

>>2779390
It's better than spending the equivelant amount of cash plus 6+ hours hanging around in some horrible bar/club desperately trying to predend you aren't there exclusively to pick up women while you desperately scrounge aroud some gaggle of fatties hoping to engage them in conversation like the other 400 guys there.

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>>2785803
Fuck off christfag. Police know all the massage parlors operating in their towns/counties, if there is any suspicion of human trafficking the place gets shut down almost immediately.

I've known dozens of massage girls, they are all just trying to earn money to send back to their poor rice farmer families. I think you've seen "Taken" one too many times sport.

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>>2785803
>She'll be more fun anyway :)
>wanting the girl to have fun

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>>2785873
>and then try to sit and haggle with her to see if she would actually want to meet outside of the club.
You don't haggle. Either she is a whore or not. Bit of small talk and if you get along, ask if she ever meets up outside the club. The whores will say yes and give you there number immediately. Couple of days later follow up and see how much money she wants, you can haggle through text if you choose. Strippers either think their cunt is made of gold, or don't understand how cheap they are selling themselves for. If you like gambling it can be fun.

>>2784885
Quality post right here

>>2785906
might as well use your hand

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>>2785958
>might as well use your hand
I can't get hard if she's enjoying herself

>>2784885
it only works when they find you hot, moron.

>>2785913

The ones who dont want to be whores are never going to be whores. But some of my hooker friends tell me they regularly try to work side jobs as strippers. So, the success you are getting is probably mostly meeting a pro hooker who happens to be occasionally doing stripping as a side job for a little extra money. i dont like wasting my time.

>>2785970
edgy

>>2785970
epic

I work full-time and am also in an MBA program, so my time is more worthwhile than to spend hours in some club competing with who knows how many other guys for one of the few non-fat women in the club/bar.

A few hundred dollars for an hour of what I'm really after is the much better value.

Do you guys feel like using hookers increases or decreases your everyday confidence? Or doesnt it matter.

>>2779580
>she has a vid on her ad, its legit
What a fucking moron. A video of some bitch shaking her ass does not prove it is a real ad.

Ugly bitches, scam artists, robbers use pictures and videos stolen from some random bitches facebook or instagram to create the illusion that the chick in the ad is behind the door waiting for you. The only way a video is legit if the chick verbally says her telephone number, and it matches the contact number in the ad...fucking rookie.

>protip: 90% of backpage ads are fake

>>2786058
Every girl but 1 from backpage was legit for me, maybe you live in niggerville

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>>2785978
Perhaps you just don't have enough game to deal with strippers? I get take-out from strippers often, and there is a definite price saving over escorts. The secret is to get them when they are new to the industry.

And you got it twisted most hookers start as strippers, build up a client base, and begin their escort careers.

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>>2786080
I live a stones throw from NYC, niggers a plenty, but niggerville...no. If you live in meth country there are probably less scam artists and catfishes because who wants to live in meth country...

>>2786117
hahahahaa holy fuck look at that fucking picture hanging on the wall

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>Reverse image search

Google knows me quite well

Goddamn tranny hookers charge an arm and a leg because they're "niche". And the ones who bottom are even more expensive.

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>>2786370
>tranny hookers

Holy shit what is this /r9k/ I thought I was on /biz/

First of all, getting a girlfriend that really loves you and worships the ground you walk on is far better than doing the work to pick up random girls. It's free sex, and if you can handle turbulent emotions you can break it off any time you like.

That being said, the only thing you need to pick up women is supreme sexual confidence. If you can tell a girl straight faced that you are the best fuck in the entire world, that's all you need. You really gotta back your talk up though. Girls don't want to be eaten out or diddled with, they want to be fucked good and hard. They will beg for it literally. That's all they want, a good hard fucking. Smack their ass, pull hair, start with some light choking , see how they respond. Call them "good girl" and say "Are you gonna cum for me good girl?" While having sex, girls go bonkers over the fantasy of them getting pregnant. Tell them you're gonna pin them down and cum deep inside them and there is nothing they can do about it. You will instantly make them cum. If they say "Don't", pause for a second and tell them I'm not really going to, and that makes it ok for them to join into the fantasy.

You have to be a Sex God. Start with a 6/10 if you have to and work on your sex game. When she starts telling you that you are the best fuck in the world, then you are going somewhere.

All "approach anxiety" comes from lack of sexual confidence. If you knew, without a doubt in your mind that fucking you is a life changing experience for a girl, and that you can make her cum at will, well then what do you have to be nervous about? You have all the power. You are the one giving them an experience they've never had in their life because every other guy fucking them is a little dweeb and cums after 3 minutes.

>>2786058
Also this. If there's no TER page then assume it's fake. If there's a bunch of shitty amateur selfies on the ad and no reviews, then ask to facetime with her or something because it might just be a girl starting out.

That girl you posted is using some camwhore's photos, so it's probably a fake:
https://www.pixgram.me/bunkgirlalicee/media/1266238211411954472_1119968857

You do NOT want to get catfished by an escort. It happened to me once while I was just starting out. I turned 360 degrees and walked out of the hotel room. Some dude sprinted out of the adjacent room with a knife, shoved me back into the girl's room, and forced me to pay + took my wallet (I don't put anything besides the cash in there when I go, but still).

>>2786404
Fuck it, dude. I'm a degenerate what can I do?

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>>2786409
>girls go bonkers over the fantasy of them getting pregnant. Tell them you're gonna pin them down and cum deep inside them and there is nothing they can do about it. You will instantly make them cum. If they say "Don't", pause for a second and tell them I'm not really going to, and that makes it ok for them to join into the fantasy.

Please don't listen to this virgin.

>>2786409
When you get deeper into this, learn how to have multiple male orgasms. You can have an orgasm without ejaculating, it let's you fuck for way longer. Most girls don't want to fuck for more than 30 minutes at a time either, especially if they are having multiple orgasms themselves, it's exhausting for them. After cumming 4-5 times they will just want to relax and chill in the "after sex glow."

You can learn how to edge yourself by watching porn and practicing fucking 6/10s. But do not watch too much porn or else you won't be able to get an erection from actual sex, it's terribly embarrassing and used to happen to me years ago. Now I'm a sex god and I have been told by my last 5 partners that I was "The best fuck in the world."

>>2786425
Virgin lol, I'm married with a kiddo now you idiot. My first point holds true, find a girl that loves you and worships you and you should be loyal and true to her in return. A Love based relationship makes the sex incredible.

Life is a scam and you have to pay the price of not being Chad. In my country it's 150€/h. It's the tax nobody wants to talk about.

>>2786412
>Fuck it, dude. I'm a degenerate what can I do?
No, you are just a faggot.

>>2786596
He might be straight, you don't know whether he's fucking MtF trannies or FtM trannies.

>>2786596
>>2786608
MtF, I've tried FtM but they were gross.

I don't pretend that it's not gay as fuck either way, though.

>>2786412
where the fuck do you people live, shit like this never happens to me

>>2786430

Shit that never happened: the post

>>2786636
>where the fuck do you people live
Boston. That's literally the only bad thing that's ever happened to me though, so I've chalked it up to bad luck.

>>2786680

incalls are way too risky now days anyways. if these know it all noobs want to walk in to an incall on Backpage, with zero research and zero reviews that's on them.

They'll be the same ones posting on some reddit about how they got busted in a reverse sting, and writing up a long post about why they will never try to see an escort ever again, and asking for advice on how to find a lawyer.

>>2786797
I don't know...they've definitely cracked down on trafficking on Backpage, but I haven't seen any difference in escort postings and I've been at it for 4-5 years.

Even if you walk into a setup, I feel that if you did everything properly there wouldn't even be anything to charge you on. Don't say anything about sex, don't talk about money, put the donation in an envelop and leave it on a dresser/desk/whatever without saying anything about it or motioning towards it.

Outcall is obviously safer, but the $$$ for a hotel room makes it not worth it (no way I'm after a hooker come to my house). For the extra cash you spent on a room, you could probably get a P411 verified girl, anyway.

>>2786844

this isnt the early 1990s where they need to get you on tape saying you want to pay to fuck. All you have to do is show up to the room, open the door, and then 5 dudes who look like linebackers grab you and its (click click). If you are really unlucky your picture is in the local paper.

Outcall is way safer. Yea, dont have an escort to your house for a first meet though. You dont know if she will be a druggy, crazy, thief, or she will show up in an SUV with 5 or 6 people with the radio blaring so loud they can hear it from a block off.

Never let your guard down

>>2786922
Maybe, can't say I'm too on top of the legal stuff but I rarely use backpage anyway, and like you said with a bit of research it's pretty easy to spot the real ads among the fakes. I know enough escorts now that I have a good rotation of girls. When I want to meet a new girl I'll typical ask one to introduce me to one of her friends for a threesome.

>>2786409
The only girl I ever had sex with in my life became asexual afterwards and also could not get me off and that was six years ago.

And I'm a decent looking guy who gets a lot of attention from women, but I freak out and drop spaghetti when girls flirt with me purely because that godawful relationship absolutely killed my sexual confidence.

I don't even have to do anything to get a girl to start talking to me in social settings. Even had a legit 10 tell me how cute she thought I was a month ago and I was tripping on 3 hits of acid and dancing like a retard.

>>2786955

that's the best idea. But even then, if you incall to her place make sure she isnt running any ads at the time. Because you never know if one of these idiots gets flipped, and you go in there thinking everything is cool because you know her, and walk in with your guard down.

>>2786969
you sound like a nice lady. what brought you here tonight? come here often?

>>2786409
You know...you're absolutely right. The problem is, I know I can be that guy, and I AM that guy. The sexual animal. The only problem is I can't fucking last that long. I've read up on so much shit but I always still have to nut.

The only time I felt like a normal dude was when I was fucking this cute little Thai girl raw. For some reason i could really hit that shit.

Sigh. It all comes down to how long you can hold your nut..which is biology. Then that gives you confidence

>>2785787
>set up a sugar baby relationship

Why in the everloving fuck would you want to do that?

>>2779672
>Adrienne 355 miles away
>Presley 49 miles away
>Tate 20 miles away

jesus none of them are close enough for the trouble