What does the true /biz/-minded fellow play when gambling?

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>>2767768
Blackjack muh man

>>2767768
When I want to gamble I put some money in crypto

Gamble on shit coins instead fren. Even if you fuck up can just hodl

>>2767768
Exclusively blackjack, preferably 2-deck.
Jacks or better when I'm just waiting for other people that I came with to lose their money on slots, just for fun and not trying to win or lose. Video poker is legit, perfect strategy and you can play basically in perpetuity.

just play my lucky numbers at roulette

>>2767785

This if you dont like chess 4d

>>2767768
Lost $800-900 worth of crypto martingaling at a quickrun dice game.
I wish I would've just hodld

why would you play any game where the house has an edge

literally going to a casino to play anything other than poker is retarded

Dice on yobit lmao

No Commission Baccarat. Always bet on dealer after player has a good run. You win 8 out of every 13 hands.

>>2767768
The stock market

>>2768626

mah nigga.

If you play anything other than poker in a casino for >$20 you're an idiot. I don't mind playing blackjack for tiny stakes. I'd rather lose $10 at blackjack than pay to see some shitty movie.

Poker is filled with degenerates who will dump off their money to you eventually, it just might take a while to get it. Patience is the key.

>>2768767
You have to be wary of the local regulars who think they play professionally. They are tighter than the slots.

>>2767768
PLO, is there a remotely acceptable 2nd?