>beme
>shorting shitcoins on trex
>multiple tabs open
>throw some clothes in washer
>go back to shittrading, ready to sell one buy another..
>multiple tabs open, accidently buy coin im about to dump..
>shitcoin dumps
>downstairs neighbor ringing doorbell
>answer door, tells me that washer machine dumped, water pouring through ceiling
>deal with cleaning it up, scooping out water
>remember that i was shorting shitcoins
>24 hour high/ ATH on shitcoin is me
>>2766681
Nice just splooged 100k sperms