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So this bitch wanted to date and I didn't fuck for 3 months so hell yeah anons I ofc said yes.
I tried to find a way to impress her so I rented a nice car for 2 days 1 day before the date.
I'm all happy and gassed up even bought new sneakers for 250euro's, fresh haircut and all.
Decide to visit the carwash 2 hours before the date. After cleaning my car I recieve a text message with her saying: "sorry but I've to disappoint you".
Wasted 500euro's, any way to kys fast and painless?
This actually happend.
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>>2756767
New car, you inside, over the pier
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>>2756767
i can't find painless on yobit
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what about visiting drunk bicthes in the bar, matey?
drive them home on the backseat of your rented car, if you know what i mean
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>>2756767
I like this blog where do I subscribe?
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>>2756767
Is this a weird metaphor for Bitcoin?
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>>2756767
Fucking pathetic ass goon. You will continuing a slow and painful life.
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>>2757086
Fucking kek
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>>2756767
Chase a check. Never chase a bitch.
- Future
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>>2756767
> Spending 250 euro on sneakers
> Trying to impress with things that aren't yours
Learn from this OP
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>>2756767
you should have told her that you're a cryptohodler, faggot
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>>2756777
nice, just kys'd 100k
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