Depressed drawfag. Opened my blockfolio and have been drinking all afternoon. Hoping this is just a deep correction, but kinda feel like if this is actually a crash based on meme magic, I'm relieved to be free from the chase for a minute. At least I didn't dump my life savings.
Come /biz/, I wanted to share a dream I had with you guys. It was about a toad. A very wise-cracking asshole toad who sat on a mushroom like toadstools from those old German fairy tales. We were playing chess in a field, and he was telling me basically how dumb money is, because it's just an invention of course. I asked about how he made his fortune, which he kept in a giant bag. He used to gamble on celebrity deaths in the 80's, he says, and won off John Lennon because he happened to be fucking a prostitute in the park across the street. I asked why he keeps holding them, despite how much they've inflated over all these years, and he laughed it off, saying "keep it close, and it stays SHINY, you don't know what that's worth."
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Your dream sounds cool, the only kind I have that I can remember are me being attacked (by a guy with a knife, last night). I'm sure there's something deep and meaningful in the shiny metaphor of your dream; I shall ponder it.
Could you draw a funny looking bird (feathered type) to cheer me up over my losses, please? It's only about 500, but it's significant to me.
Thank you.