>about to commit suicide
>helium tank/gas mask assembly complete
>equip mask
>turn on tank
>lay face up on bed
>close eyes
>mom opens door
>"ANON WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING"
>take off gas mask
>prepare the most dramatic speech that will make her cry for sure
>deep breath
>attempt to begin speech
>forget the fact that there's helium in my lungs
>the words "Ethereum is under 200..." come out in the squeekiest, queerest fucking chipmunk voice
>mfw she died laughing and left
>>2756491
i laughed. thanks, op.
>>2756491
>she died laughing and left
RIP She is no longer with us on this Earth
lolz thanks for the laugh
Fucking kek, would have been better with DGB though
>>2756491
Good for you.I can't even afford a rope, so am contemplating using my pc's power cord.
>>2756491
Copy pasta
>>2756491
Does anyone have a picture of that guy's face? lmao
>>2756491
form yesterday:
>anon buys a tank of helium
>next minute helium price plummets