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>Finally create a Tinder. >A cute girl actually likes me

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>Finally create a Tinder.
>A cute girl actually likes me back first day.
>Flirting is going smooth.
>Autistically transition to small talk.
>Sperg out and mention I dropped out for Crypto instead of going for another pickup line.

WHAT THE FUCK GUYS YOU SAID CRYPTO WOULD GET BE BITCHES.
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Why u reveal power level?
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>>2743453
>human sexuality
dropped
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>PLEASE DATE ME I HAVE MONEY

Might as well just go to a strip club and beg.
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>>2743453
>make money online
instead of
>focus on cryptocurrency trading
it's like you don't even like pussy
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>>2743453
OP are you fucking serious

like she literally just said specializing in human sexuality, and you fucking give the most autistic response ever

hint: SHE'S NOT ACTUALLY MAJORING IN PSYCH OR SEXUALITY YOU MORON

holy shit.
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>>2743478
I didn't want to lie.
But damn it did come off wrong.
How can I bring this back?
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>>2743460
You never reveal your power level, op.

It's how you phrase things. Downplay downplay downplay

Instead of saying you dropped out, say you're taking a break

Instead of saying "make money online" say...Really anything else
>exploring my options
>thinking of starting my own business

Be creative, while saying very little of substance. That's the art of icebreaking
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>>2743481
Damn I didn't even catch that either. So much combined autism here
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>>2743453
Is she even white?
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>>2743488
the proper response would've been to offer yourself as a test subject you fucking moron, you fucking ruined it

if you are actually trading crypto, the proper move now is to exercise risk management and cut losses. you cannot come back from this unless you are 10/10 sex bomb.
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>>2743481
no it means shes a fucking commie gender studies bitch

block her immediately OP
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>>2743453
U sound gay
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>>2743500
not with that disgusting dark brown hair she isnt.
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>>2743516

this. she's probably trying memorize all 10k gender identities as I type this.
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>>2743516
>>2743529
>>2743532

It's tinder, not iWife

Maybe go outside once in a while
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shes a filthy whore obviously so its not like youre missing out on much OP
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>>2743453
>>r9k
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>>2743566
he's missing out on filthy sex
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>>2743460
Why is it wrong to reveal it? I do it all the time
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>>2743488
If you have to ask neets you're not gonna make it.
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>>2743453
>human sexuality
You dodged abullet there, retard. Be grateful for your autism.
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>>2743453
Don't worry bro's I brought it make she wants to get into Crypto now.

Isn't an SJW either.
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You were supposed to tell her you were in stem but were thinking of swapping to psychology or some shit, you triple nigger.

The problem isn't crypto, but your inability to follow basic banter/flirt.
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>>2743453
>human sexuality

This bitch is a tumblrina, make sure you always audiotape whatever happens if you get sexual with her, she will use the rape card if you give her the slightest opening
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I am a woman. So here's my perspective. You sold it wrong. You don't say "I dropped out to make money online". You say "I'm an investment entrupenuer"
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>>2743453
You could've said you are an international cryptocurrency trader, she would be like "what's crypto?", then say anything, bitches believe anything you say as long as it sounds complex or fancy.
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>>2743453
She looks beautifull, post some pics OP
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>>2743613
I do too. But not early on when meeting someone.
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protip run from psych majors
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>>2743855
What is your story, anon?
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>>2743774
>"I'm an investment entrupenuer"
Part of me died after reading it, seriously this is one of worst ideas ever, nobody will respect you after you say this to them...
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>>2743774
>I am a woman

Why isn't there an option to hide posts a certain IP makes?
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>>2743774
>investment entrupenuer
please tell me this is a troll
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>>2743774
Damn you seem pretty autistic yourself. You should just be my gf instead.
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>>2743774
Comfy crypto grandma, is that you?
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>>2743453
Just say you droped out because of your entrepreneurial spirit
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worst convo I've ever read
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>>2744117
weren't you there for the reveal in that thread?

comfy crypto grandma was actually fucking fake, it was her grandkid who wrote on his grandmothers titties.
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>>2743613
>>2743843
t. Nigger rich
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>>2744117
You missed the end of that thread didn't you.
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>>2743997
>>2744081
You two seem to forget that most women are quite simplistic and gladly eat up bullshit like if said with confidence.
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>>2743453
Wow, it's almost like you don't like women sucking your dick.
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>>2743480
desu
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>>2743453
>psych seems really interesting but a really hard course
>psych
>really hard
Are you retarded?
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>tfw decent looking dude
>use Tinder, just smash heart button bc why even look at profiles with such low odds
>only match with fat SJW types
>casually dating a cutie that I met on Tinder
>go on dates and she gets Tinder messages non-stop
>tfw you know she's smashing dudes on the side and there's nothing you can do about it
>feelsbadman.jpg
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>>2743453
human sexuality was a perfect set up. you spilled your spaghetti here my man
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Wow she's hot OP, I would not want to be the guy who fucked that up
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>>2743481
lmao OP unequivocally and eternally REKT
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>>2745674
i knew a chick just like this. She pretends to be exclusive with each of the 5 dudes she bangs. Fucking some women I swear.
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>>2745628
It's called buttering them up

You can't get to pussytown by calling every gender studies major a retard
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>>2745707
this she was asking you to fuck her bro you dun goofed
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>>2743453
>human sexuality
If penis is hard this means it's sexual, can i have my phd now
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>>2743453
idiot

she doesn't care about you. just feed her ego and act interested in her. ignore questions she asks you unless she asks twice
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>>2745674
You can't just like all of the profiles on Tinder, the algorithm will punish you for that. This is why you will never match with anything other than low-quality fatties, because the app has identified you as swiper with zero selectivity and feeds you the worst picks in response. You need to delete your account and start again with an entirely new Facebook account/email if you ever want to have a decent enough Tinder score to get decent matches.

http://metro.co.uk/2016/02/27/how-does-tinder-actually-work-5721632/
https://www.rooshvforum.com/thread-57222.html
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>>2743551
Yea but if she really is into that shit she's probably damaged goods, and we all know u don't stick ur dick in crazy
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>>2743453
>specializing in human sexuality

Here come that usless degree. If you take at heart what all useless whores tell you online you're gonna suffer.

But if your goal is to fuck than you have to lie anon. If you want to find a decent woman that is not the app you want to use. Try okcupid or facebook trough your friends.

Any way most sluts online will fuck you if you're at least decent looking and not a complete autist.
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>>2745674
>thinks he's decent looking if only matches with fatties
2/10 post.
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>>2745922
I've been with 5 hookers, 3 of them studied human sexuality. She will be a hooker and become more rich than the people on this board.
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>>2743774
Lmfao!
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>>2745432
This

You want to be white man rich dont you?
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>>2745784
yea i know the feels. I'd rather her pretend honestly she makes it pretty obvious which feels shitty.
>>2745904
gtk, thanks. Will probably do this actually.
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>>2745931
2/10 b8 on a 2/10 Tinder fail thread on /crypto/
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10/10
This is as good as the tinder threads on /fit/.
Keep up the good work lads!

>Oh, I'm studying human sexuality
>Any other reply that is not going for the obvious
>Oh well, if she's really studying that, I wouldn't want to have anything to do with her anyways, so I might as well take this as a stupid joke and offer myself as a study object
>pic related
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>>2743505
it's not too late to use that line
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>>2743500
why would that matter, if she's hot, she's hot.
Like, I also have higher standards for nigresses but don't go full pol on me biz.
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>>2743481
Actually she's probably unironically studying psych and human sexuality. Grills don't joke like that in the first message and they're ALWAYS studying some stupid bullshit in college that sounds like a joke at first.
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>>2743453
Drop some ungodly Jordan B Peterson on this unsuspecting hellwench
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>>2743481
>>2746321

Yep turns out you were the one being autistic. It's actually a thing.

https://www.ciis.edu/academics/graduate-programs/human-sexuality

>Offers coursework and mentorship to support student teaching, research, publication, policy projects and creative endeavors. As an interdisciplinary program in critical sexuality studies, it draws on queer theory, intersectionality, feminism, history, philosophy, biology, social sciences, and clinical and policy studies to foster scholars who:

They're ALWAYS studying shit exactly like that ^ Did you really think she was joking about being a slut?
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>>2746357
>www.ciis.edu/
Fucking CIIS scum, always opressing TRAANS folk!
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>>2743529
shut up nigger

i bet you're jealous that you're a shitskin so you bring down whites with brown hair & eyes to validate your worthless existence
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>I dropped out l-lol!
How do people keep fucking up chat conversations where you have a lot of time to think before writing dumb shit?
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>>2746321
>>2746357
Are you actually autistic?
Maybe she is a psych major who specialises on human sexuality. But that doesn't matter, this is Tinder. If she mentions something like this in the first messages she is throwing you the bait to catch on.
In a moment like this you don't focus on her studies, you ask her what she is planning on doing with this uncommon field and then continue the conversation from there on, where the undertone is already about sexuality etc.
Then it is an easy lay
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>>2743453
you should have said you were a muddafuckin astronaut, op
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Lol this thread
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>>2743453
You should have said "i make money online by clicking ads and filling in surveys"
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You should have said, "I'm studiyan Pimpology.
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>mfw op says he dropped out
>mfw he immediately misspelled a word that she literally just typed
>mfw op gives the absolute worst first impression that he is a complete retard and not a worthy mate

Top kek.
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>>2743453
>specializing in human sexuality

Don't worry OP, she is actively pursuing kike propaganda. You just repelled a disgusting roastie and protected your wizardry. You came out on top.
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>>2743453
>have tinder for 2 weeks
>dont get a single match
>uninstall
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op will never have his sexuality studied
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>>2743453
OP, see if you can convince her to buy some shitcoins on yobit
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>>2743453
All you had to do was say some cheesy shit like "I'm a bit of an expert in human sexuality, why don't you come over and study with me ;)" or some bullshit and she would have either been keen or knock you back, in which case you move on to the next bitch because it's fucking tinder.
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>>2743774
I PUT MY MONEY IN IMAGINARY COINS WITH FALSE VALUE TO MAKE MORE
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>>2745936
Well , she can only be a hooker while young after that they become nondesirable. And knowing how good they are with managing money they will probably become beggars later in life.
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>>2743480
1000 times this. OP you're such a fucking moron

literally if i'd let you talk about owning a fucking rolls royce and a beach house you'd say "yeah got some old wheels and a shed somewhere". fucking hell
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>>2743453
This bitch seems uppity af.
I disavow.
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> I'm taking a break from my academic endeavors to rebalance my investment portfolio from the cryptocurrency market into vertical farming startups
If you can't undress a women with sheer articulation and charisma you should get rich and bang whores cause women won't loyal to anything other
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>>2746357
you actually just looked up the

my god lmao

>you log onto tinder, the app where people look for sex
>qt.3.14 likes you
>you ask her what courses shes taking
>this is tinder, the app where people look for sex
>she reads it as hey so what courses you taking in school ; )
>human sexuality ;))))))))))))))))))))))))))
>oh is that a real course? haha I'm a drop out actually. wait let me check if its a real course...oh yeah it's a real course, I almost thought you were coming onto me on tinder, the app where people look for sex or something haha

are you fucking kidding me
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>>2745674
Tell her to stop or that you won't see her. 80% chance she chooses the latter but your dignity and pride are intact and you will thank yourself within a week afterwards
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>>2745424
Ok anon, post tits here or start a thread in /b or it didn't happen
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>>2743453
>i specialize in fucking, what about you?
goddamnit OP.
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ask for nudes and then share them, I will not tell mods
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