Can these fucking coin threads stop already? I miss the old days

>>2736070
I'm a data analyst at a Fortune 500 company. I live on Zero Hedge and post here when I'm not busy. I have sifted through the information for the past 24 hours. In order to ensure proper vigilance and attention to detail I consumed 200 mg of Adderall spaced out in a bi-hourly schedule. I also have been microdosing LSD for the past three years.

I can unequivocally say that there is absolutely nothing profound within this information. It is insubstantial at best, and outright exaggerations bordering on slander at worst.

It would likely be in everyone's best interest to focus on more pertinent issues as opposed to getting lost in a web of obfuscation.

if you were really making bank, then coin threads wouldn't trigger you so much. get fucked, OP.

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while ur being a wagekek i'm sitting comfy in my room watching anime & looking at my crypto gains go up. how's it feel knowing in a fear years i'll have 10x your networth while NEVER leaving the comfort of my room or wagekeking for some jew?

>>2736070
wow cant wait to make 6% in my vanguard etf, really beating the market here, i can pay a lot of my bulls to bang my wife afterwards!

>>2736070
>Trump is already working on ways on banning crypto currencies

Trump is not president of the entire world.

>>2736245

also

https://news.bitcoin.com/trumps-new-budget-director-bitcoin-advocate/

>>2736257
>https://news.bitcoin.com/trumps-new-budget-director-bitcoin-advocate/
yikes, OP BTFO beyond all belief lmao

>>2736070
T. Boomer americuck

>>2736070

>one of the top real estate brokers in my area

Well we're not all as good as you are at sucking dicks, not that there's anything wrong with sucking dicks.

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>>2736183
libel not slander

it would behoove you to increase your LSD dosage magnanimously

>>2736070
>stock photo of generic looking office slave
This is what OP actually looks like, and he thinks that's a good thing.

>>2736070

are robinhood threads dead????

>I'm one of the top real estate brokers in my area

Wasting time in 4chan. lol just GTFO no coiner.

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>come to this board looking around
>notice almost every thread is about some faggot version of fake electronic money
>mfw

>>2736869
just hid 80 crypto threads trying to find real content. i think they killed /biz/

>>2736903

yeah. it seems to be abandoned by anyone with some real advice other than "invest in ___ coin"