>purchase ETH
>Hear faint congo drums in the distance
>Margarita ville music becomes louder and louder from all direction
>Noise is overbearing as I shield my ears
>"How lo-lo-lo-Low Can you go? How Low, Can you go?"
...rofl.
most creative thread i've seen in quite a while.
>purchase ETH
>make $90k in 6 months
>purchase eth
>Instantly drops
>>2734248
this should've been me
>group of boomer Jimmy Buffett fans stumble out of the bushes after smoking a bowl
>"hey there pal, did you sign up for that bitcoin seminar at the Sheraton on Wednesday night?"
>weeks pass and boomers are exponentially liquidating retirement funds and sending BTC to ATH daily
>US Congress makes ownership of ETH illegal and punishable by death