I am a senior web developer who is now unemployable because of irreparable online attacks against my character. I'm considering a name change but I quit my last job because I hated working for a company. I poured 3 years of my life into building a product I didn't care about and that I did not benefit at all from.
I'm considering going back to college to finish my A.A. and move on to a B.S. in Education with a minor in Legal Writing at a local school. I'm either going to learn Mandarin and go to China to teach English, or I'm going to learn law and start practicing under a different name.
I've also about 5k in debt right now as I've not worked for over a year with ~1.5k liquid and 24k in my IRA.
I don't have any questions, but I am looking advice for ways to kill myself. Thanks.
>>2725255
>irreparable online attacks against my character
The details. Give them to me now.
>>2725255
Do you live near SF?
>>2725255
>senior web developer
that's what comes with stupidity called reputation, you can freelance always, as a matter of fact i can give you a job you right now
You'll be fine. You can freelance under a different name if you want.
Or go back to school and try something new. Maybe the online attacks against your character because the office rumor of your small penis was a good thing. Now you can try a new career!
>>2725255
This is the greatest LARP I've seen on this site.
>>2725261
I pissed off some crazy British guy who's saying my entire family rapes infants to death and it's the only hit for our names. They're all pissed off at me so I'm living with some crazy lady up north figuring out what I want to do.
>>2725267
>as a matter of fact i can give you a job you right now
What language do you need? I could use some scratch at the moment. I'm a very competent with full LAMP stack.
>>2725266
No, about as far away as possible.
Bump. Deciding between a gunshot or drugs.
>>2725277
What's wrong with you? Sue the shit out of him.
>>2725475
He's British and I cannot afford a legal defense.
>>2725508
As long as he does business in the U.S. and you aren't actually a baby raper(you aren't right?) you can sue the ever living shit out of this guy.
DOCUMENT EVERYTHING
>>2725516
I have no evidence he does any business in the U.S., except maybe that his website is on Hostgator, a U.S. company.
I run a very high profile website and people who are averse to this website have written on ED patently false chatlogs of me saying I masturbate to snuff porn of infants. He's republished these claims, but I think in a legally ambiguous way that would not be contestable in court. I could probably win if I hired a dick swinging lawyer like Carter-Ruck, but as I've established in OP, I am worth approximately nothing.
He has definitely caused damages, though. I've made it to the third stage of interviews for companies in New York willing to pay me $100,000 a year for precisely what I do and then they suddenly dropped out during background checks. It's very obvious why.
>>2725545
But further, this man has few assets of his own. Suing him with a big-dick company would probably not even break even if I took everything he owned. People also republish his claims against me so it's irrelevant.
>>2725545
>I run a very high profile website
turn on the donate button and threaten to shut it down because you can't pay server fees
>>2725570
That's how I'm staying afloat at the moment. It's difficult, because the crazy guy harasses every payment processor I go with, but I've found a way to hide who runs my credit cards and that's worked for about half a year so far.
>>2725575
lol what are you into that pissed this guy off so much, man? The name change won't work for background checks but you might get this guy off of your scent for a while.
>>2725583
He tried to use my site as a personal army and they ate him alive.
>>2725583
As for background checks, I'm aware that I can get my name changed and seal the case if I'm under credible threat of death. I've received a couple threats and the guy is claiming I "allegedly" burned qu'rans to try and get me snackbar'd.
>>2725255
James is that you?
My only other advice is to send emails to ED and other other site that is publishing you name and demand they take them down or that you're going to sue them.
>>2725614
Yes. This is their banner coming up when I type in ED on google.
"ED is being sued, we need your help. Someone has filed a lolsuit against ED. We need ... "
Strike while their down.
OP is a schizophrenic. >>>/x/ is up your alley
Anyone else suspicious of OP's story?
>>2725629
Are you really going to make us search for baby snuff rape on encyclopedia dramatica?
Or would it be snuff baby rape? Baby rape snuff? Just this post is getting me on a list.
>>2725649
This turned into a really strange thread. A genuine thank you for that, OP. Hope it works out somehow.
>>2725255
Don't worry so much OP. Maybe go for another job and disclose these ridiculous allegations to the prospective employer before they find out themselves.
>So is there anything more we should know about you anon?
>Well as a matter of fact Sir/Maam... blah blah baby rape blah blah Siberian Film blah blah crazy british guy etc etc.
Be on the front food, the loon will disappear eventually unless he has a major crush on you or you really do rape babbys to death
>>2725675
I could try. I probably should try again. I would say I'm very talented at my stack and at doing web admin. I've managed to keep my site up despite constant attempts to take it down.
But no, he will probably never go away. He's been at it for 18 months. I run a free email service and I had to block Tor on it because he kept sending fucking terrorist threats to local schools and the FBI were hounding me about it.
>>2725688
You should probably report him to the police anon. As much as hate to say that because I'm more of a vigilante type. Is he jewish by any chance? I think he's jewish. Feels jewish to me anon.
>>2725698
I've tried contacting his local constables but they refuse to do any sort of investigation because it's a dumb Internet feud. I submitted my suspicions to the FBI regarding who sent the material but it's coming from Tor so there's no way to know.
>>2725701
prove me wrong jewboi.
The only people who can hold a grudge for that long are jews. Even arabs chill after 6 months.
>>2725727
killing babbys is pretty fucken serious allegations anon. Do you have any evidence at all of such a heinous crime?
>>2725726
Really, you need to go back to your containment board >>>/pol/
>>2725727
I'm not Wayne Lambright but I know of him.
>>2725738
AHA!! I WAS FUCKEN RIGHT!
IT IS A JEW THAT'S AFTER OP.
Feels good to be right on a hunch. Can smell a jew a mile away apparently.
http://www.israellycool.com/2016/04/13/anti-zionist-not-antisemite-of-the-day-wayne-lambright/
>>2725727
Lmao wtf is happening?
>>2725747
Lol I'm WASPy as fuck, must feel bad for you for your hunces to be hilariously wrong
of course, you'll never admit you were wrong because you're a cuck and a 90-iq brainlet
>>2725271
kek
>>2725733
Look on his penis.
>>2725756
haha jewboi is upset.
Here's another hilarious link to the whole debacle. You two fags should just kiss and make up. This was the most jewladen experience of the day.
https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.rs/threads/wayne-lambright-unemployed-anti-zionist-potus-hopeful.22900/
>>2725770
Wayne Lambright is not after me and the person who is is not Jewish. He's just an inbred looking British cunt.
>>2725786
imagine being this retarded and frothing at the mouth, thinking you see jews where there are none
>>2725803
I dunno anon, Jews can be extremely vindictive and hold a grudge for millennia.
If you love them so much you should just become one of them. Oh you probably can't 'become' a jew can you?
>>2725813
No, the jews /pol/ is afraid of are a nepotistic group that you're born into.
>>2725813
god you're so retarded my man
>>2725823
But that's all you've said anon. Can you be honest and just tell us if you're jewish or not? It's ok, no judgement day here.
>>2725836
I'm not jewish, but I know retards like you will take this as evidence and say "look at how da joo lies" or whatever
just keep posting your schizophrenic delusions, it's amusing to me
>>2725844
nah I'm bored. I did get excited at the prospect of OP being hunted by a jew through cyberspace though, would be a pretty exciting movie plot, kind of Matrixesque eh?
Anyway OP should just doxx himself and the britfag ruining his life so we can have some proper fun.
>>2725866
kill yourself my retarded /pol/ friend
>>2725866
I had fun already.
>>2725589
Lol wtf, that guy must be a regular on 4chan
>>2725872
Apparently this is neither britfag nor OP so you're fun is LARPing
>>2725877
He's a desperate clinger-on. All of his smears are published on a blog where he's kissed the ass of GamerGate and the Alt-Right at different times, trying to become the next Milo Yiannapolis or something. He thinks of himself as some great pedophile hunter but he's a fat smug cunt.
>>2725898
link us to the blog OP
>>2725896
I beleive that you are 100% real person.
>>2725919
wtf. what else would I be?
>>2725936
I can tell that you are a machine.
>>2725255
Go over seas dude
I did it and it was the making of me. However I wouldn't know what it's like going to live in a country for a long time where you don't look like the locals.
>>2725946
I've been overseas and it was fun which is why I'm planning on going to China.
I think OP is N/ull and the British guy is Vordrak
t. LindsayFan
>>2726009
~internet famous~
>>2726009
Power-word:
Joshua Conner Moon
>>2725277
just flood the search results with other stuff. produce tons of content under the same name (dummy linkedins, youtube accounts, shopify pages, etc etc...)
>>2726101
Could work, but I doubt it would out-SEO sites like ED.
>>2726107
it's worth a shot, if you cant get it done personally there are reputation management pros that can do it for you
>>2726107
Ok I got it. False flag this shit. Dox yourself with address and shit on the ED page with instructions on how to murder you.