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What's a job that someone can lie about having experience in?
For example, my brother has a little coding experience and lied on his resume about developing a lot of stuff and landed a senior programmer job at a big health insurance company. Why can't I do the same if I just do some research and falsify my employment history?
What about freelancing? I can probably google how to do X job if I need it.
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You don't. You accentuate stuff you really did.
Your brother got lucky. A couple fizzbuzzs and he would've walked out of there pretty quickly.
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Sucking cocks.
You can read about it online and practice on a flashlight. Your fellatiees won't know the difference. Just charge .1 BTC or 1 ETH per cock and your wealth will to TTM.
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>>2717502
What will he do when he actually has to program??
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>>2718051
>outsource to indians
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>>2718051
he'll get fired
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>>2717502
>senior programmer job at big health insurance company
yeah he's fucked, doubt he'll last more than 10-12 months
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Daytrader.
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>>2718051
just pull shit from stackoverflow lmao
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