>be college student
>use student loan money to invest in ETH at $10
>make $56,000
>think I did really good and I'm rich!
>go to H/R block - tell me I owe $14560 in taxes
>$48000 in student loans
fug
>>2682067
>cashing out
>paying taxes
What bullshit
>>2682067
>living in burgerland
>pay exorbitant fees to attend 'college'
>strike crypto gold to pay for burger education
>get asshole torn open on taxes
>go to ameriburger hospital for anal repair
>pay the rest of gains for 'muh pharma'
>american doctor comes in to treat you
>pic related
>>2682067
How TF do you owe that much in tax? I haven't cashed out yet, but I'm getting around that shit somehow
>>2682339
Capital gains. Basically, if you take a risk and win, you owe the US government some money. On he flip side, if you take a risk and lose, you can take a capital loss on taxes and owe less overall.
It works both ways, so you can't be pissed when you make $50k on internet money and uncle sam wants his 15% or 20%.
>>2682372
>you can take a capital loss on taxes and owe less overall
Just 3k per year
If you lose 30k one year, you only get 3k "back" per year
>>2682067
>cashing out
>ever
Most places will accept BTC in a few years anyway. No need to cash-out.
>>2682372
If you theoretically made 100k could you launder it and cash out with localbtc
>>2682447
https://www.fbi.gov/tips
thanks anon, we got ur ip
>>2682434
Or you can use a BitPay Visa card.
Anyone have any ideas on how to cash out your crypto in without paying US taxes? Maybe cashout in another country or something?
>>2682494
$10,000. after that you need to fill an IRS Form 1030 i think.
>>2682067
>Cashing out in debit
Find a local brokerage that handles cash transactions
Nice larp, but not how taxes work.
>>2682067
>>2682108
this. why anon? just.... why? you knew uncle sam wouldnt let your wealth live. shouldve got a Bitpay card and opened a Japanese bank account to put your gainz in if you really needed to use fiat. I thought about this only too late too tho with my money
>$4450 in refund money. all loans tho
>eth = $10
>over the next 4 months, price 40x
>$178,000 in opportunity costs alone
I'm in a bad financial and job market situation right now and this for the meantime could've given me financial stability and independence for 2-3 years, indefinitely through investing and trading. But i didnt and now i gotta try to short and jump on any upandcomer token coin that pops up on bittrex off of $300 and falling
>>2682170
you forgot the tip.
>>2682067
No student debt
Young
Pretty good for a retarded weakhand
So you used a small fraction of your loans and mooned, so now you only owe like 7k on loans instead of 48k? What's the problem here?