Here's my plan to get a bunch of $$$ >enroll in college

>>2652373
Epic, simply epic.

Sounds solid, I don't possibly see how that could fail.

>>2652373
i see a fraud case in your future

just invest it all into crypto

>>2652394

this worked out great for me

>>2652373
You forget the part where they liquidate your assets in the case of bankruptcy

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/qbx7dm/talking-to-american-debt-dodgers-who-moved-to-europe-to-avoid-paying-off-their-student-loans-111

>>2652373
How could this go wrong?
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Kek,I bet some retard bag holder will fall for this

>>2652373
You think you're the first person that tried to game the banking system? These folk are professional fraudsters, your amateur attempts at it are laughable. Stay fucking low-class where you belong, stupid pleb.

Lemme tell you somethin' Kenny. When Uncle Sam sees you declaring bankruptcy on your cards while also having assets in form of business, property, stock, etc. He's gonna rail you up the bum, take your assets as well as any earnings you had made off the assets, and throw your ass to the wolves in the U.S. Prison system because a) you have just committed fraud and b) now you are south of broke and have no money or pull to be put in a comfy federal prison. Ya dun goofed. Ur out manned and out gunned. Only plus side is that you'll never have to pay for another laxative for the remainder of your autismo life

>>2652373
>>use your $290k to start multiple business and/or invest in stocks

If your business idea/plan isn't good enough to get a bank loan or investor funding the legitimate way then it's probably doomed to fail.

>>2652373
test

>>2652373
You can't pay a loan with a credit card.

>>2652373
sent ;)