>got hired for 2 full time jobs at the same time >start

>>2627943
Pick one.

>>2627943
fucking kek did you accept both

>>2627943

Pick the one that pays the most and requires the least amount of work.

Jesus Christ. Do you want your mommy to hold your hand?

invenst everything in bitcoin. eat chease and crackers for the next year

what jobs?

>>2627943
manage to juggle both until you qualify for severance pay when they both inevitably fire you for spotty hours

>>2627943
Hire a contractor at low wages to pretend to be you and work both jobs

>>2627943

vibrate hard enough until your body obeys the laws of quantum physics so you can be at both positions at the same time.

>>2628799
This

>>2627943
tactfully run back and forth between them , saying you are going to the bathroom or with a client or something.

basically the frasier episode where he has to juggle 2 different gf house parties on different floors in his building