>nocoiner: I made 10% gains annually on my index funds
>buttcoiner: I once made 3000% gains yesterday and today I'm going to eat dog food out of a trash can
>>2620320
same here dude. I trade options and futures and make about 60% a year. Feels good knowing I didn't lose all my money on imaginary internet coins created by some autistic russian sperg
>buttcoiner
You mean newcoiner.
>woah this fake fiat currency is trash
>buys magic fake internet tulip bulbs
wew
>>2620376
maybe coincuck
>>2620320
>nocoiner: I made 10% gains annually on my index funds
>buttcoiner: I once made 300% ROI so far shorting ETH
>nocoiner: what is does "shorting" mean?
>>2620375
>imaginary
Your software must be imaginary too. Autist.
>>2620421
>lying on the internet to other NEETS about perfectly predicting all price movements
WEW
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>>2620439
nobody on /biz/ lies about their returns this is a place of honest sharing of information
just kidding this place is a scam infested shithole
>>2620394
lel, this
Like their fucking 'lambos' were going to be produced by a stable civilization fueled by more embedded shit coins bolted onto meme coins.
>>2620439
Just take a moment and go to tradingview.com. Type in ETH/USD and you'll see for the past 72 hours what information I've been soaking in. Once you're done with that, come back and tell me more about your "options and futures".
Stupid boomer.
>>2620499
You're trader like me. We aren't coincucks, that title is reserved for idiots that buy tops and sell bottoms.
We coincucks are our bitches.
>not taking out more than your initial investment when you hit 1000%
dumbasses
>>2620718
Two choices:
>guarantee a profit and let your residuals run
>don't cash out anything and proceed to put your entire net worth in crypto
Guess which one /biz/ chose
Nocoiners love to cope.
t.oldcoiner. This is a just a blip in the radar for me. Im still 100x up from my initial investment.
>>2620740
At least some of us were smart enough to profit take, I know I was. Advised most others to as well but of course they wouldn't listen, still not too late. They'll probably make the same mistake I did in 2014 and "hodl" all the way down though.