I'm looking to start a company and I'm having trouble

"pisswater"

HODL Water

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Memer's Beer

Get it ? Meme-ers beer

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>>2607286
>>2607315
>>2607324

It's not a beer or water based beverage, I do appreciate the suggestions though!

>>2607345
Der gute Stoff (tm)
>the good stuff
only in nazi

Some guidelines would be nice!

>>2607260
https://www.nickkolenda.com/naming-process/

https://www.amazon.com/dp/0615815650/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_ep_dp_k4Cqzb5YNK3FH

>>2607345
honestly tho, if its not water based wtf is it? Some kind of Yoghurt or Smoothie?
For more international brands you wanna make checks like if the name has negative meaning in other languages, if niggas will have trouble pronouncing it etc. Those things are fairly technical aspects tho, I have no idea how to come up with a creative, witty name in the first place

>>2607260
Just keep in mind that if you pick a name that you think is good, it most likely isn't actually good.

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>>2607461
Make it short and make it stick in people's brains, there are certain letters and syllables that people take more energy to read so if you go with those but don't make autistically hard to pronounce then you have more of a chance of people getting it stuck in their head, also if you can find a word that will have an emotional reaction with people you'll be able to get it into their subconscious

>>2607481
Honestly, this seems very helpful, thank you so much.

>>2607486
It's an RTD functional beverage, I had this thought as well, making sure to double check names I have come up with for meanings. Unfortunately, two that I thought were good ended up being negative in other languages. Thank you so much for the heads up.

>>2607504
That is why I was hoping people would share some suggestions and guidelines.

>>2607513
This is a great point, that is why I'm insisting on myself to be at maximum two syllables. For some reason I really like the letter "O" because it seems very easy to pronounce. e.g. "Domo" or "Chozo".

>>2607260
Magna Aquam.

Latin is always the answer.

>>2607324
explain

Why is this so hard....I've honestly spent a week.

>>2607873
Also, check "liquidum". Yeah, beginning with lowercase. It's stupid, but futuristic, like a mix between Apple and Tron.