So what happened to that guy who only went away from the computer

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He woke up and rolled over to his phone to check blockfolio, only to see that his total is at $2,000,000.

What is the first thing he did?

He sucked a dick.

>>2580849

He realized everything he once thought true was a lie.

What movie did he just watch?

>>2580989
Fucked something in the ecstasy. Probably himself

>>2580989
Got a tax lawyer?

>>2581012

Matrix.

its me
im in front of antshare graph
im waiting a pump

>>2581491
It will come

>>2581645
story goes like this
>sell all my ants at 530k sats
>panic buy back at 490k
>go take a 10 minute nap as it was being stable
>come back to 350k sat

it had dipped and since then ive been bag holding

i was up all day, 23 hours 50 minutes, then lost everything

now im at 1btc instead of the 1,7 i had when i successfully sold

>>2581766
I can relate btw, I rage sold all of mine with a loss when I couldn't catch it before falling, I don't even regret. (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH)