Assuming we had the cash, is it possible in 2017 to legitimately

>>2559175
LOL nigga go back to /b/ gtfo

>>2559175
you need to be 100% committed to jelq for it to work, keep up with pegym, and after years (YEARS) of dedicated tedious work you will see at least some measurable significant gain.

t. jelquer with measurable gains

There's a million ways to do it wrong and the first year is spent figuring out the absolute proper motion.
Just about anything in this world you can work for. The bigger the reward the harder the work. beautiful place we live in.

>>2559233
Shiet nigga. I knew this would be read as a joke, but I am dead fucking serious.

I spend money on sex fantasies, and wanted to augment my experience.

Bathmate

>>2559175
Lose weight, your gunt is hiding like 1-2 inches of your cock.

>>2559267
Not the point of this thread. How cares if jelqingit does or does not work. The fact that it takes years with dedication automatically makes it a no.

This is about having the money for a premo not available to the public cock surgery ffs.

>>2559281
True. I would be 7 and a half without that akward pubic fat.

But I want mine more girthy.

>>2559267
Legit. I've gained something between 0.5-0.7" in a bit longer than half a year. Gaining length is just a matter of being autistic enough to spend hours upon hours a week dedicated to working on your dick.

Girth is a different story though. Making girth gains is hard as fuck.

>>2559280
Isnt this just a penis pump but with a different name because it does not work?

>>2559175
there's a surgery where they pull out your penis and can increase it by up to an inch

you can get implants to increase your girth

jelqing might increase your length by a cm or two according to some anons...

luckily i have a 7.2" penis and decent girth... unfortunately it's hairy... what to do about that? i tried plucking but ended up with ingrown hairs

>>2559446
You mean fordyce spots?

I just shave my hair off shaft.

As for the inplants for girth, I want to increase the width with flesh instead of plastic. And connect new veins in it so it fills up with more blood.

>>2559513
man mine is like pretty bad... even when fully erect, significant amount of long curly pubes all the way up my shaft and even like 10 long pubes on the head of my penis. if i shave it, it'll scratch her guts. with the long hairs she can't feel it going up her cunt, but she doesn't like blowing me :( it's weird because i'm not even hairy.

>>2559613
Hair on the glans? Just lather that danger up, and shave away.

Does anyone know of pornstars get big dock surgery?

Aspiring male porn star here.

>>2559613
Or laser remove it or wax so no stuble.

>>2559682
I'm scared laser surgery will shrink my dick? I was blessed with a big hairy dick. What do? I wanna get blown but I still wanna have a big dick. She told me straight up she doesn't like the feeling of the hair in her mouth.

>>2559667
almost all pornstars you watch in the cuckold category have had surgery.

>>2559175
Surgery is the only scienifically proven method, sorry m8.

Everything else is either a scam or some unproved method that might or might not work.

>>2559698
>I'm scared laser surgery will shrink my dick?

wot

U serious?

>>2559799
Bro haven't you ever seen Honey I Shrank The Kids. Back in the 90s they used a big ass laser on some kids and they shrank 'em.

>>2559376
>Making girth gains is hard as fuck.
So my girthy already above average length pepe can become a monster?

Did your erections become less intense (diamond hard)?

>>2559743
Why are you sorry?

I want to know of surgery is worth it.

>his penis isn't 8"x6.5"

Step up

>>2559838
>used a big ass laser

Silly anon, that wasn't laser. That was shrink ray that shoots shrink rays, not lasers.
Lasers are suppose to destroy shit, not shrink it, ever saw Star Wars?
Laser will obliterate any hairs that you'll shoot at it.
It will also make you sterile because of radiation, read some science book or some shit, nigga.
>>2559957
>Why are you sorry?

Because invasive procedure always carry a risk.

>>2559952
Nope. Most people even get stronger erections.

>>2559175
>go under the knife
>knife
>penis

no thanks.

>>2559267
Which exchange is jelq traded on and is it mooning yet?

>>2559382
It's the best pump by far. The suction it can generate is powerful.

>>2559743
I feel like I'm on /fit/.

Jelqing and pumping have worked for thousands of men if you go to forums on this topic. They have pics to prove it too. I don't know why people like you keep lying about this, and now you're even pushing surgery? You're insane.

>>2562118
Jelqing is not allowing your cum to leak out?