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Whale here, now a initiated member of whale team 6. Today we embarked on a 30 million dollar suicide mission today that i noticed some of you discussing. I was uncertain the days leading up to today but our pack leader kept us together and ended up making a lot of cash. The thing is, after getting all the whalebucks I could ever want, it stopped being about the money, i became addicted to something else. The rush of pulling a sea of fish behind you, giving them all the current to do as they please, only to redirect, pull out my big whale cock, and MOUTH FUCK them. Insert my 12ft dick in for what feels like hours until i relieve myself, injecting whale cum into their tiny mouths and are forced to die and spread my seed giving me pleasure on your behalf. Please, please keep trying to chase us, we'll be there, waiting for you;)
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This is the most homosexual larp I have ever seen. 10/10gayasfuck.
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>>2557184
What the fuck is going through his head
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>>2557183
>>2557184
>>2557194
Some guy actually took the time to process this in his head and write it all out.
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YOUDICKYOUDICKYOUDICK I LOST OVER 6700 DOLLARRRRRRRRRSS FUCK YOU FUCKINGCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNT
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Are you retarded fish don't have dicks
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>>2557165
>The rush of pulling a sea of fish behind you, giving them all the current to do as they please, only to redirect, pull out my big whale cock, and MOUTH FUCK them.
not
>whale mouth fuck them.
Missed opportunity.
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>>2557408
Are you fucking braindead? We're talking about whales.
Whales have dicks.
In fact, blue whales have the BIGGEST DICKS in the animal kingdom.
>The blue whale has the largest penis in the animal kingdom, apart from the Asian elephant in some cases. [1] It is commonly cited as having an average penis length of 2.4 metres (7 ft 10 in) to 3 metres (9.8 ft) and a diameter of 30 centimetres (12 in) to 36 centimetres (14 in).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_whale_penis
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