I put a few grand of my graduation money and have made a nice haul so far. I tell them I've already doubled my money and they got real quiet. Now muh moms in her room praying to God about something and I'm sitting here watching my money while jacking off and writing this post.
what coin did you invest in dawg?
Wait why would they be mad about you making money? Are they afraid you're going to lose it or something?
>>2519667
parents have a rough time when their children do better than them.
I got a (dangerous) job making more than my mom did after I finished high school, and she went and updated her education so she could make more than me.
>>2518930
>Parent not being happy about their son becoming a cryptomillionarie
It's like they don't love you or something.
>>2519700
wtf if she had the money to go update her education wasn't she financially comfortable enough already?
>>2518930
She's probably praying you don't get greedy anon.
Cash some profits out and donate some to church.
>>2519983
This desu
Your mother probably means well
>>2518930
lol fuck that roastie bitch, go throw a dollar bill at her dumb ass
>>2519983
Or pay one of the bills or two. They did raise you.
Probably know that OP is essentially gambling based on what people in a meme forum say
>>2518930
What's "graduation money"?
They probably think you're flipping drugs or something. My dad got angry when I mentioned I was investing $2000 in crypto. I think older people think it's a scam
>>2519700
Maybe now that she doesn't need to pay for your expenses she can upgrade her skills.
>>2519951
Nigga I was working as a cook for 12$/hour but then realized i need to go back to college to be nurse which I did... suffered thru hell for education man
They probably made a pact with the devil that their children would be eternal wage slaves in exchange for tickets to Woodstock or getting out of the draft or some other retarded boomer thing. Now that it looks like they haven't held up their end of the bargain they fear the wrath of hell.
>>2520179
Yeah but his mom already had money? She didn't need to suffer through more, I find it odd she'd go back just to one up him, I'm doubtful
They all keep saying "But Anon lmao it'll crash soon"
>>2520136
but it is a scam
>>2519938
my parents practically hate money they have zero inters rte in expanding capital and frown upon each time i mention my gains.
There are parents out there who are truly this shitty
>>2520422
Boomers cannot care about planting trees they will never see grown.
Eating the young is how to profit.
>>2520422
nobody likes humblebrag faggots. i agree with your parents, you suck.
>>2520252
>that pic
Don't hate the playa, hate the game
t. guy who will probably do the same in their position if I wanted to keep being a wagecuck
Did anyone ever screen-cap that greentext of a guy out-earning his father-in-law through crypto, and he ended up hearing him fucking his mum extra hard in frustration?
>>2520311
it's only a scam if you lose money on it