Whats up dudes. I'm a 22 year old student whos studying

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Whats up dudes. I'm a 22 year old student whos studying law enforcement. I was working out in the gym getting ripped for when I become a cop. I heard these two nerds talking about bitcoins and ethereums and wallets or some shit i dont fuckin know.

Then they said something about learning about bitcoins on four chan business and finance so i looked you nerds up and found you.

Anyways i'll cut right to the chase i got some questions i wanna ask you. I usually work out at the gym 3 hours a day, and chase women the rest because thats all that matters.

I want to enter into this crypto stuff because some dude said he made like $500,000 or whatever with some ethereum i didnt really catch it.

Anyways i talked to them and they said i needed some bitcoin wallet or whatever.

I also prepared some questions below to ask you
1. What the fuck is a satoshi? and why does everyone talk about some satoshis when referring to some crypto stuff

2. Where can i find the price of ethereum? And how do i buy some because i want to make $500,000 too

3. I have attatched an image above with a wallet. I was looking in the mall where they sell wallets and tried to find one with the bitcoin symbol on it but couldn't find it. Is there a specific store that sells some of these bitcoin wallets? And how do i use a a fucking leather wallet to purchase cryptocurrency..

Anyways i hope you nerds can help a future law officer out. I'm trying to get into this shit on the ground floor. I will still be a cop though, you need strong men to keep law breakers in line. Thanks business bros good luck