>Bought into crypto a few months ago >Try to tell family

>>2500672

no your family is probably a bunch of insecure losers.

Same.

Don't worry OP, when you're a millionaire they'll all become really friendly again.

never talk about gains

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Convince them to buy bitbean for the lulz.

>>2500741
Lmao

>showing your power level
why

are you all autistic

>>2500672

Have you considered the possiblity that you're an asshole?

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>>2500741

Thinking they're beyond redemption at this point desu

>>2500672

>bought into crypto a few months ago
>tell family, they're giving nothing but existential worry
>months go by, make large gains
>tell family
>since then nothing is different
>milf mother-in-law now wants to invest in eth
>also always keen to suck my cock while her daughter is in the other room

>>2500718
This. Your family just want to eat off you. Don't be stupid. Keep your gains secret. They never supported you. Fuck'em

My parents are happy for my crypto gains.
I'm going to support them with 5% of my gains, repair things in their house, car repairs, etc...
And I'll put some aside for care, should they get sick in their last years.
They're not greedy people. I would not give them anything if they were.

I dont divulge my gains to anyone but /biz/ because you guys are my only friends

Never recommend an investment to family/friends. If it goes bad, they will hate. If it goes well, they won't thank you.

>>2500672
Nope. Here with parents. (Father's Day). I got my younger brother into Cyptro. Yesterday was watching tv and my mom come in the room and talked to me. Mentioned I was doing some investments and offered me $15k to have.

I'm nervous. My money is one thing, but to use my parents feels strange. I'll probably take $5k though.

>>2500825
Check with an accountant or a lawyer first.
At least in my country, investing other people's money is a felony if you don't have a banking license. I'm sure there are ways around it but you should check.

>>2500777
this.

>>2500819
10000x fucking this.

My grandpa used to say: in money there are no friends, no family.

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>tfw mom felt the need to photograph my 14 gold bullions

>>2500672
No, my family aren't cunts.

>>2500825
Don't do it anon. You'll lose it and your family will hate you.

Seriously. Don't fucking do it.

When I was 16, I got drunk and accidentally broke my father's $2000 guitar. He shrugged it off but I've felt guilty ever since. I plan to repay it on his birthday, with 2% interest p.a.

>>2500852
Wise words.

>>2500672
You still live with your parents don't you.

>>2500672
>newfags greentexting
You faggots need to fuck off back to wherever you came from or LURK MOAR.

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Same

Once capricoin moons, they won't be laughing anymore

Teach them a fucking lesson.

>>2500978

Greentexting has been around since you were diapers you child.

>>2501042
No shit faggot. Now check OP's post and tell me where he fucked up my sweet summer child.

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>>2501104
>>2500978

>autism posting

>>2501138
>wheredoyoithinkweare.jpeg
You're only encouraging cancer by turning a blind eye to it.

>>2500811
You're family is a rarity

>>2500825
don't invest for family or friends it ruins relationships

>tell aunt about ETH
>throws me $500 says she wants "600 back"
>agree
>just paid her her $600
>enjoying the rest of the money made with it

feels good man

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>get big into ltc mining when you could still use gpus
>ask various family members for money to buy more hardware
>they laugh it off, monopolymoney.jpg
>forward to today
>buttcoin surges and is in news
>uncle asks me about "mining cryptos"

>>2501228
what a fucking kike

>>2501316
Hey I told her about it when it was $100. She finally agreed after I bought some on my own and showed her, but by that point it was $200. Not making a huge profit myself here.

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>tfw my family thinks I do "independent programming work" in my room all day
>tfw actually a pathetic NEET who does literally nothing all day
>they've been growing suspicious and asking about my work more often
>stumble into crypto and make 10k in a month
>prepared to show them my blockfolio soon

h-how do you think they'll take it? will I get kicked out or will they be proud of me?

>>2500741
Or Rubycoin

>>2500817
Y-you too anon

>>2501393
Just take them to dinner saying you got well payed from some programming work. You get to show off ur gainz while keeping up your facade.

>>2501393

Don't do it unless they demand to see your income.

>>2501599
This

>>2501393
dont bother showing them, theyll be proud of you when you own a mansion