The year is 2025. I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm

welp im sold. Just put 9000 btc into bitbean TO THE MOON

"SUCK MY BEANSTALK."

>>2487524
i gotta say this method of shilling is actually funny

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>>2487524
I read all of that for some reason

Bitch got B E A N E D

>>2487607

Yeah at least

lol beaners know the realz

btw if u miss this pump u deserve to be perforated with a spiket baseball bat through your poopwhole

>>2487524
>my whole life revolves around female validation: the confession

>>2487524

top jej m8

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>2025
>Wake up
>TV is on, President is giving a speech
>"And so I say, A bean for every man, woman and child"
>Pick up my Gold Iphone
>Bean Stalks are up 25% today
>Stretch, get out of bed and jump into my Rocket Car
>Phone is blowing up with Supermodels who want a tour of my Solid gold mansion
>Feeling pecking so I drive to local mexican restaurant
>Order a bean burrito
>Drive over to my friend who invested in Bitcoin
>Currently living out of a Foodtruck
>Walk by, crop dusting the whole area
>Head home to count my beans

Some serious next level autism on show when people waste their time writing this crap. Bit bean fucking lmao, at least come up with a name that doesn't sound like a 5 year old came up with it.

>>2487717
you forgot to bean him up with a couple beaniebers

>>2487755
lol fart kid talking bullshit because he bought high and sold low

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THANK YOU SIR this was great
>>2487524

nice to see there still be penny whores in 2025

>>2487755
why don't you come up

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>>2487636

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>>2487717
You forgot about your other friend who invested in ETH, anon. Pic related

>>2487524

All I got from this was

>you still need kneepads to drive

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Can't believe this shit went up 400% in value.

I swear, every time a shitcoin is listed on bittrex, all you have to do is immediately buy then resell in 2 weeks for guaranteed 300-1000% profit.

This is not how money is supposed to work, god damn it.

>>2487524
bench before squat
instant giveaway that you are telling bullshit

Even though the rest of the story did sound believable.

>>2487849
stop blaspheming you maggot

calling out on the sprouting beans pfft

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Bitbean is still crashing. There won't be any survivors.

>>2487849
Jesus fucking christ, just noticed this actually was at 1000% at its highest versus its lowest. God knows how much these whales made who stocked up on this garbage before it even hit the real exchanges.

>>2488027
Didn't sell any of it, still holding. Used some of it to pay other people and donate. That is all.

>be me
>the year is 2023
>wake up to alarm clock 11am
>check beans; up 15%
>fart
>go back to sleep.

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>>2487524

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Selling circle art for bitbean!!
100 bitb = new circle more for sexier circle
Please help support struggling circle art industry
2Usso3CE6uxgiitD9zFC5JSSukHYCxkQeB

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This bean is going to blast through the top 100 and fuck every bitch along the way.

And then you woke up.

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Can someone redpill me on bitbean?

is this really the coin of the future?

>>2487524
Magnificent story bro you convinced me


I am a Beaner now

>>2488961
The price keeps dropping everyday. That's all you need to know.

>>2488961
>>2488980

The price is up 4587% in the past 3 months. That's all you need to know.

>>2487755

Jelly nobeaner detected

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>>2487524
>>2487636
>>2487801
>>2488239
>>2488658
This is the kind of trolling I can get behind

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FUCK IT

PUT ME DOWN FOR MORE BEANS

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>>2488980

This is what Trump meant when he said Mexico would pay for the wall

>>2487633
It made me have sexual thoughts. I will punish myself by trading crypto.

>>2487661
This

>>2487661
This is every normie tbqh

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FUCKING BEAN KEEPS DROPPING WHY DO I KEEP GETTING KEKED REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>2490657
literally why the fuck would you buy bitbean

>>2490683
cuz they're magic virtual beans you fucking normie.

>>2490683
he got memed

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SHITBEANS