It is my birthday today guys. Only my mother wished me a happy

happy birthday bro
why are there so many people on 4chins that dont have any friends?

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>>2487493
GET THE FUCK

>It is my birthday today

Who cares? go fuck yourself

>>2487513

I guess we all end up here for a reason... thank you anon.

>>2487513
I'm sure many of us here have friends but would rather spend time trading cryptoshit instead of hanging out with them d e s u

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Happy birthday anon!
Just read around the board a bit and you'll see that you'll figure out what to do with your money. Making your own decisions is the most important if you want to invest. If you spend some time here, maybe you will find this place enjoyable like many of us do.

>>2487561
>>2487574

I love you too guys, I know deep down you don't mean the bad stuff, it's just the memes and the fun that comes from it. Hope you get some lambos soon.

>>2487595
Welcome to the real world, /biz/ is as real as it gets. Enjoy your stay.
Get a pass with your $20 lol

>>2487592
>>2487625

Thanks anons. I don't think I have enough money to invest but will look into it. I mean I don't even have a bank account, do I need one to buy/sell cryptocurrencies like BTC?

Leave, OP. You are too pure for this place.

Happy birthday, and God bless.

>>2487680

But I am having fun in this board. This is like a present, I am enjoying it.

Thank you anon.

Happy birthday kid.

Make a yobit account, post your dgb address and i ll send you a gift.

>>2487665
Happy birthday friend.
If you don't have a bank account, how are you supporting yourself then? If you have any income at all, it can continuously supplement an investment.
Buy ETH to get started.

>>2487869

It took me a bit but I made it, I think this is my address: DB1sGDgpToFS3u8VaZcSQvNMo6ZnA6pfHZ


Clicked in wallets and then deposit dgb so yeah right? Wow this is exciting. Thank you anon.

>>2487493
PRAY TO MUHAMMAD EUROFAG

>>2487983

But what to do with that now, I get you can hold til it goes up or sell but I literally have no idea if dgb is going up or down, what do you recommend?

>>2487943

Thank you anon. I live with my mother, she has a bank account obviously but I don't.

>>2487983
WE GOT A COINER, CONGRATS OP

Happy birthday, hope in 3 years its worth a decent birthday dinner

>>2487728
i like your attitude, happy birthday!

>>2488019

I am pretty excited now haha. The website is so confusing though, I didn't know there were that many coins. Thanks!

>>2488024

Thank you anon. Never giving up.

This is nice and comfy. Thanks, guys.

>>2488052
Happy Bday broski. Good luck

>>2488067

Thanks to you man.

>>2488109

Thank you bro.

>>2487869

Also can you tell me what to do with that dgb when I recieve it, I have no idea. Thanks anon.

>>2487493
happy birthday anon, you will be rich someday

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

MAKE THIS YEAR BETTER THAN THE LAST

>>2487493
>t. thinly veiled begging thread

>>2488382
That's not how you use t.
Get out, newfag.

>>2488348

Thank you anon, I hope so, and you too!

How long does it take to recieve the dgb coin? havent recieved it yet and Im feeling pretty tired, I guess I'll go to bed and wake up to see the surprise in the morning. Pretty exciting actually, it's like childhood christmas again.

Good night anons, thank you all.

It's also my birthday today but I'm not crying around on the internet.

Happy birthday anon!

>>2488382
>t.

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Happy pirdday. Buy shitcoins.

>>2487595
Happy birthday anon

>>2488410

But Im not crying, I am having fun here in /biz/. It's like my birthday party. Had a laugh before with >>2487585 thats what I'm talking about.


>>2488373

Thanks anon!

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>>2487493
happy birthday my nigga

>>2488410
Happy birthday to you too

>>2488445
>>2488431
>>2488419

Thank you anons.

>>2488410

And happy birthday to you too anon, if I get these dgb maybe I can share them with you? I still have to learn how to do that though.

Nigga if u want to turn dat 20 dollars into 200 then invest in digibytes. Hold till july and sell.

Godspeed my nigger.

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>>2488487
Happy birthday fuccboi you'll know if you got my present if you wake up with a sore butthole.

>>2488487
I didn't even know what dgb is but it seems that I couldn't even use it because my wallet program doesn't support it

>>2488515

That's hot, thank you anon.

>>2488514

I'll do some research on digibyte then, thanks anon.

>>2487493

Get your ambivalence and general melancholy observations out of /biz/ desu

Spend your €20 on good food, steak and chips or a good pizza and a bottle of wine.

Good food always makes you feel good, and it's your birthday so have a treat.

Come back here ride a MOONCOIN pump when you have minimum $500.

Enjoy the steak and happy birthday!

>>2488538

I created an account on yobit like an anon said, it's pretty fast. Do it.

I could share whatever present I got with you anon, because it's our birthday.

>>2487493
>>2487493
Ok little shit, my parents never gave me anything on my birthday since im 10.

Thats why we know how to turn 20 into 20k now go to kys, you will never lear how to make money cuz you will be the begging failure dat flows this world.

Happy birthday OP, I hope to see you in lamboland one day.

>>2488575

I'll start saving what I can but it'll take a while to save 500€ haha, anyway thank you anon, I will definitely save money to get on a moon trip with you.

>>2488003

But desu, Mohammed was an illiterate, pedophile goatfucker!
Why would any sane, decent human being worship such a faggot?

>>2488593

You too anon, thank you. Why is it lambos though? why not... ferraris?

>>2488588

I feel your love anon, begging isn't my type of thing and will definitely not beg for money, as long as I have a house to live in and my mother. If that anon sends me some present thats fine, I will share it with this other anon who is also having his birthday today. Thank you anon.

>>2487584
I'm sitting out by the pool at my apartment right now enjoying the sun. My neighbors are having a barbecue and asked me to join them but I said no. I don't know what I'd talk them about. IVe got nothing to say unless they're interested in talking about crypto or politics or philosophy which I imagine most people aren't. They're just or having fun on a Saturday. I can't do small talk or idle conversations, so I just separate myself from them.

I used to think that the reason I don't have any friends is because everyone rejected me, but that's not it. People have reached out to me and I'm the one who rejected them, believing I wasn't good enough or that I'd have nothing they'd want

>>2488582
Ok if you realy want to share if some anon gives you something then it would be realy appreciated. 0x6Da6F5Fb92B6cE3a511c9E0255B7BB624Ba79987

>>2487493
1) Take this 20 euros and go to the street with your cell phone.
2) Look for street dwellers and do a gymkhana with them.
3) Start with simple things like those who win a fight earns 5 euros.
4) Offer money to have sex.
5) Post the video to a site where you can monetize.
6) Take the money you earned from monetizing the first ones and make more videos and bigger challenges for the beggars.

>>2488382

Fuckin newfag trying le epic 4chan maymay

>>2488656
>>2488421
>>2488395
>t. bunch of fags who don't understand personification

>>2488636

I feel you anon, guess our social abilities just aren't as good as theirs, but that's fine, I am sure there's certain people you can talk to, like in /biz/, don't you have fun hanging in here with the anons? we will eventually get a gf and have kids anon. Don't be sad, you're not alone.

>>2488588
outta here with your negativity, this thread is good for the good vibes

>>2488410
Happy girthday, fatty

>>2488643

Haha anon I am not brave enough for that kind of stuff. Thanks though.

>>2488641

I got nothing so far so I guess he was just memeing but that's fine anon, I copied your address and will send you half of whatever I get. Are you kinda poor too?

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Happy birthday anon!

>>2488721

Thank you mein anonführer.

>>2487493
I'm going to become a billionaire, and when I do, I'm going to fuck that hot bitch from high school if she's still hot

>>2488716
Well I'm not able to invest any money safely into this so I would call myself poor

>>2488770

Only if she's still hot my man. Good luck.

>>2488679
I've given up on the idea of ever having a girlfriend or a family or any meaning in life. All I can look forward to now is endless days of wage slavery until I die with a few respites between. Maybe one day I'll have earned enough from crypto to retire

This blogger captures the essence of what I feel in his writing. Wish I had his expensive abilities. Give this a read
https://delicioustacos.com/2017/06/17/dont-work/#comment-75360

Happy Birthday, man!
Post your btc address and I might even send you a little gift.

>>2488835

Really? Thank you anon! created this one: 1F8JijFVyF9QDV5WBtKwrZLwZe6TVFtTPU

>>2488829

Man I think that's just a bad period of his life, we all have bad and good moments, give it time and I'm sure you will find someone, and me too, we all will, anon.

>>2488888

>>2488913

So DIGITS in this board are also a thing, alright.

I hope you make lots of money anon!

Happy birthday,
Now that you're here that means you're going to buy alts sooner or later. Here my advice, never buy a coin that has more than 3 shill threads in here, you're buying someones bags then.

>>2488996
YOU
HAVE
TO
GO
BACK
and i don't mean /pol/, i mean reddit you fucking absolute faggot.

>>2488905
check your wallet m8

>>2489007

Eventually yes, I will try to save money and get into this world. Thanks for the advice anon, I hope we make millions and buy ourselves some nice houses and cars. Cheers anon.

>>2488829
All or nothing I guess. I don't know how old you are but I turned 23 today and I want to change my life before I'm 30. If I don't succeed there is only one option for me.

>>2489013

huh? I have never been to reddit to be honest, why do you say that?

I am from /int/.

>>2489049
even worse you're a god damn pajeet. jesus fucking christ

Happy Birthday anon, don't drink too much

>>2489059

Haha I am european bro.

>>2489022

Well, I am definitely into this cryptocurrencies world then! thank you very much anon. What do I do with that now though? I have no idea. Thank you man!

>>2489030
Happy birthday dude, where are you from
i got 20 euro for my bd too
thats funny

>>2489101
How much did he send you?

>>2489101
just hodl it for a few years and then start asking...just dont lose access to the address (wallet) and you will be fine

>>2489095

Thanks man, no I am not drinking anymore, I wouldve gone to sleep a while ago to be honest but you guys kept me here, it's nice. And even got my first 0,01BTC! That's more than what my mother gifted me. It's not a bad birthday after all.

>>2487493
Happy bday anon. Have a nice day :)

>>2489121

0,01 BTC bro

>>2489129

So BTC will keep going up? I saw its like 2k€ right now, I dont understand how a cryptocoin can be that expensive but okay haha.

>>2489115

From Barcelona, where are you from? Thanks man, happy birthday to you too if it was today!

>>2489176
yup, hopefully

>>2489176
Congrats you realy got something. You said you wanted to share but you should keep it. There are probably fees anyway

>>2489176
not today but thank you
Barcelona thats cool
My gf is in Alicante
Im from Bulgaria

>>2489151

Thanks anon, have a nice day too and make tons of money.

>>2489192

Cheers man. Thanks again.

>>2489176
>0,01
put it all into mooncoin on bleutrade ...affordable coin with extreme huge profit at the end of 2k17

>>2489207

Are you sure? well I don't know about the fees and stuff. Now I have to do some research on that kind of stuff.

>>2489214

Oh that's cool man, I'll visit eastern Europe someday, I like it.

>>2489252

Mooncoin? Guess it's time to do some research. Thanks anon!

>>2489022
Have you send those 0.01 BTC? OP, you just got a $25 gift.
Dude, you have my fullest respect, there is hope in this forum

Happy birthday anon, from France
And thanks .

>>2489280
you should come and visit Bulgaria cheapest place you ever seen
go out tomorrow and have a birthday party man have fun i ll sent you some coins too

Happy birthday and please don't buy mooncoin

anon, post a wallet-address. I know that 20-euro feel to well.

>>2489288

Yeah man he did! First time on /biz/ and get a present for my birthday, definitely a place to hang around, I am having a good time here. I'll be here more often now, doing some research on coins and stuff, who knows, maybe I end up in a lambo next year starting with only 0,01BTC! A man can dream.

>>2489306

Thank you anon!

>>2489332

I have no friends to have a party with man haha, but I am happy I found out about this board, there's nice people here and it's fun, and can make you rich! Are you really sending me btc too? haha bro thank you very much. Incredible, a bulgarian is gifting me some btc
through a japanese imageboard. I appreciate it.

>>2489343

I'll do some research, thank you anon!

>>2489356

Really? well this is my BTC address: 1F8JijFVyF9QDV5WBtKwrZLwZe6TVFtTPU
Thank you very much man! you people are incredible haha.

>>2489356
>>2488448
never mind anon, I just found it. Sent you the few unused satoshi from my polo account.

>>2489254
Yeah keep it. I hope you can you it to get more money

>>2489445
*use it

>>2489429
hahaha i laughed so hard thinking about it
yeah its your lucky day man
thats the last time you see a bulgarian making a gift in your life

>>2489429
yeah, man. My mother used to do the same. Always told me I get the rest later. Never saw any rest. I have a dope brother though, so it wasn't that bad. Anyway, Happy Birthday, Anon.

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Happy Birthday, Anon!

It sounds like you could benefit from the love of the lord in your life, and a wonderful church family to help keep you company. I was in a simuilar situation to you once. Best wishes my friend!

>>2489482

That's cool, too bad I have no siblings!

>>2489444

What is satoshi by the way?

>>2489445

Well thank you man, when I earn enough I will give something to some random anons too, maybe you're lucky and are one of them :DDD

>>2489470

Yeah it's funny, it's indeed a lucky day for me, thanks you to people. You're great. And what's your gf doing in Alicante? is she spanish?

>>2489531
No, her hole family is in gandia, not sure if typed it right

>>2489444

Just recieved your 0.00424244BTC, haha thank you anon, I can't believe this is happening.

>>2489531
a satoshi is the smallest denomination of bitcoin.
one is about 0.0000270493 USD worth.

>>2489558

Oh yeah Gandia, nice. I've never been there but I've heard its pretty cool, the beach and all. It's quite touristic.

>>2489531
Satoshi is the smallest unit of bitcoin. Shitcoin prices are often measured in satoshis

Happy birthday anon. Take everyone's advice with a grain of salt and do your own due diligence and you will do just fine.

>>2489508

Thank you anon! I don't really believe in God but I know the church helps people in need and that's nice, they have a big heart. Hope you're doing better now anon, riding a lambo and stuff.

>>2489577
>>2489590

Oh okay, thank you anons! I am learning quite a few things today.

>>2489582
Btw i have a lot of spanish friends in my hometown
There are a bunch studying medicine in here
And their english is so bad props to you anon you are way better than most

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>>2487493

>read first sentence of OP
>immediately suspect a begging thread with a BTC address at the end
>theres no address

im so sorry about your life anon. What has helped me out a lot is finding professional crypto traders who have great trading histories, and doing what they say. I wont namedrop because im not giving away money for free, but look around, put in a little work, and you will find them.

In the internet age even very rich people are lonely, and they will share their immense skill and knowledge with the world just for a "like". good luck.

>>2489635

I learnt English at school of course like everyone else but obviously I improved a lot on /int/ and omegle, I'd say communicating in english with other anons and strangers is what made me learn and improve the language.

Spaniards are usually bad at english though, yeah. A pity.

happy new year buy mooncoin

>>2489650

I ended up creating a BTC wallet in the end though, guess I fell for the cryptomeme.

I will definitely do some research, some anon told me to invest on mooncoin whilst another anon told me not to do that, so yeah I must read a bit about all of that.

Thanks for the advice anon.

>>2489635

Do you speak any spanish btw? bet your friends taught you some bad words.

Do you speak Russian? I wish I could learn Russian, but it looks so comlpicated, I learnt to read cyrillic though, but that's it.

>>2489690
never invest in mooncoin
check this out
>>2489032

>>2489717
moon coin isn't probably a good idea. try putting some into sia. it might soar in the next few days.

>>2489717
I have a russian friend that lives in alicante since a couple of weeks and trying to get into university and studying spanish and so on trying to find a job too. We should exchange contacts maybe i can meet you guys and you can learn russian she will learn spanish lol

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>>2487493
Happy birthday my dude !

>>2489737

Well that guy sure is riding a lambo! He is probably giving useful advice, will keep that in mind.

>>2489764

Sia, okay, I will check that too. Thank you!

>>2489768

I doubt I am going to Alicante anytime soon but if you want to keep in contact maybe we can do that haha. But I don't think posting your personal info in here is wise.

>>2489798

Thank you anon! I'm liking /biz/ more and more.

>>2489829
yeah dont feel good about posting personal info in ere

>>2489906

By the way was it you who sent 0.00424244BTC or the other anon? haha I thanked him but I actually don't know who sent it. Anyway thanks bro.

I think I am going to sleep, it's pretty late, if you really really really want to keep contact I will make a gmail account or something now, if not then I will go to sleep. So you tell me.

>>2489990
'twas me

show your gains!

>>2489990
send me an email here [email protected] its a burner one
i ll check it tomorrow good night

>>2490012

Then I thanked the right person! I typed "thank you" many times today, who would've thought.

Thanks again guys.

>>2490043

Alright! will do it in a bit.

Good night anons, have fun and get gains. And thank you all. It's been fun.

I can't sleep because of all the excitement, thanks again guys, that was a fun night. Will not forget.

my mother bought me a happy "you're not a father" day steak

>I'm 30

>>2487493
Happy Birthday.

Get a deposit address at Bittrex or Cryptopia for Nexus (NXS) and I will send you some.

>>2491144

I still am here, unable to sleep. You're serious? Alright I'll do it. Thank you anon.

>>2487493
Hey anon, you're my only "friend" too even though I don't know you. 4chan is my only social interaction

If I were you, I'd put that $20 into bitcoin then forget about it for a few years.

I like you anon, good luck. Happy birthday. I don't know you but happy birthday

>>2491144

Bittrex has no NXS and cryptopia doesnt let me register for some reason. So I guess it's alright.

Thanks anyway anon, I appreciate it.

>>2491281

I like you too anon, thank you. I have to do some research and then decide what to do with it. Thanks for the advice. Hope we drive our lambos soon.

>>2491144

Oh wait anon I got it haha

2Ro1M3sEf8M9ivMAnZ1wjbDnNjYDHR5LhKJoohSZybsqfkgp9DM

>>2491316
Don't be such a stupid faggot. He's going to sell.

>>2491286
Yes, Bittrex certainly has it. Just search for NEXUS or NXS.

>>2487493
LARP U RETARDS
REEEEEEEEEEEE

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OP - sent.

>how to make money

get a job

then buy dogecoin

>>2491949
Yeah but hearing about sad birthdays makes me sad. Hits close to home ;_;

>>2491316
Happy birthday man. I saved your BTC address and will try to get you a little present when I get back to my desktop.

>>2487493
Happy birthday from URGay bro