>waiting for linking bank account to paypal - 3 days >waiting

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>waiting for linking bank account to paypal - 3 days
>waiting to send money from paypal to bank account - 3 days
>waiting to send money to bitcoin market - 4 days
>waiting to send money to other bitcoin market where i can actually buy altcoins - ?? days
>buying btc - ?? days
>verifications (...)

I am going to die of old age before I do anything. Is there a way to trade $$$ directly from paypal to an exchange or something? I can't withdraw my money without exchanging currencies 2 times and losing on it even if i had a $$$ account.