imagine being a dumbass normie who sold everything during

>be me
>paul, 37, single, wagecucker since days I can't remember
>this new guy 22 little shit talks about beans all day
>learn he's making literally my 2 months salary in a matter of days
>finally give in, setup an account on normiebase
>buys 10btc at 3k, don't want to miss out on the 5k tomorrow
>go to sleep happy about my future gains
>wakes up, take a shower, smile and still can't believe I'll be a millionaire and throw the bird to my boss
>look at my gainz
>down to 2.5k and falling
>site can't accept my sell order
>starts panicking, contact support, they don't respond
>takes the day off, keep retrying my order
>finally goes through at 2.1k, I've lost 9k
>swear that I'll never get into this ponzi scheme again
>goes to work next day, ask him about the crash and his losses while grinning, surely this fucker must have lost more than me
>Losses? I've bought more! Some retard sold close to 2k! I can't believe people are that dumb, do you anon? haha
>off myself

>>2468107
imagine somebody who was too stupid to sell at the top and buy back when it was 30% off?

I'm good at hodling because it's easy to ignore what's going on. I'm not so good at selling ATH. How do I improve this required skill?

>>2468201
>>2468258
I never do this because I've been burnt too many times :(

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>yfw you survived another crash

damn this is bad for my health

>>2468285
I'm down 12.5% since Sunday. It's ok man.

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>>2468107
>haters gonna hate
>crypto gonna dip tho

>>2468273
Yeah I've only tried it once and I sold too early and missed another 150sat rise. Now I'm hesitant to buy back into that coin even after it's dropped again. I made the right call at the time I think but I'm sure it's going to go up again. So far haven't been burnt but I know it's just a matter of time if I fuck around.

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>>2468179
This is the scenario I've always imagined, typed out into a perfect story.