What is the proper etiquette for taking a day off work? I don't want to say I'm sick.
>hi boss i got the shits i cant come in today sorry bye
there is no other legit way
Call work. Say I need to take a personal day. No one ever asks what it is. The next day someone might ask if things are ok and just give them a serious look and say everything is going to be fine and thanks for asking.