Combating Money Laundering, Terrorist Financing, and Counterfeiting

>>2456374
bump for comedic value

>>2456374
pretty funny, thanks for cheering me up during these hard times

I wonder if the whales who manipulate crypto have to diddle kids, drink blood, and say hi to Hillary, you know, real dark shit?

In all seriousness, this is a real bill. It's basically "crypto is evil because muh terrorism!". They cannot under any circumstances let the little guys have a chance at getting wealthy.

>they think it's just a joke thread

https://www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/senate-bill/1241/text#toc-idea0e9489fc8f46379f95bb56c8bbbda5

>>2456564
JUST

Why do women always have to ruin everything?

>>2456581
>why do (((they))) have to ruin everything?
ftfy

>>2456374
crackdown on:
>money laundering
>tax evasions
>ISIS funding
>drug sales
>extortion
>illegal gambling
>espionage funding
No shit your (((Coins))) are going to be regulated ya dingbats. All hail jews, god's chosen people!!!

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>Obama gives billions to the terrorist state of Iran.
>meh
>Social security acting as a government sanctioned ponzi scheme to distribute wealth from millennials to the baby boomers
>meh
>Millennials actually finding a way to secure their assets, gain wealth, and maybe even one day buy a home.
>"NOT ON OUR WATCH! BAN ALL THE THINGS!"

Fucking baby boomers.

>>2456374

CAN YOU FUCKING AMERICANS STOP FUCKING UP EVERYTHING FOR THE REST OF THE WORLD???