>Year is 2030 >walk into Gamestop >ask for a copy of

>>2438865
This was my dream last night... Reading this gave me an overwhelming sensation of de ja vu

>>2438865
This belongs in fanfiction.net/misc/BitBean/

>>2438865
Wtf I love bitbeans now

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>>2438865
i'm in fucking tears...but seriously though buy bitbean. "as a wise man once sad...LOOK AT THE FUCKING PACE"

Why would you do this?

>>2438865

im a 30 year old man chuckling at your greentext

what has my life become

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upvoted

>>2438911
Memetics... Bitbean worms its way into your subconscious and once it enters there is no turning back. There are few things I cherish in this worlf. But Bitbean is one of them.

>>2438865
only read half of OPs post...

threw 3 btc on bitb just cuz this shit made me laugh hella hard....

stay funny guys. its the only way BITBean will make it.

screencap this

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>>2438865
wow it's been a while since I've read a gamestop spaghetti pasta

>>2438865
wtf im 1BTC into bitbeans now

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>>2438932
BUY THE DIP

>>2438865
TFW beaners actually have more tech than BTC

>>2438865
>take ancient /b/ greentext
>add bitbean
>newfags are impressed

>>2438932
>It happened 1 time, therefore it's a pattern

No

>>2439647
chart showing three periods, either you're retarded or ignoring the other two.

Please kill yourself.

I refuse to believe bitbean will ever be worth anything significant because the mascot looks like it belongs on the cover of a shitty restaurant's kids menu

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>>2438865
Lol, bitbean holders are getting desperate!

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>>2438865
>2030
>walk into gamestop
>insanely nice like blade runner but comfier
>ask for a copy of half life 3
>"That'll be 3 bitbeans fifty my lord"
>Remember Gamestop declared bankruptcy in 2023 but you made fun of the shorts that were bragging on /biz/ because your bean gains beat those grandpas by 10x over the same period
>Remember you can't buy Half-Life 3 because you're living in it

>>2438865
I bought 1500 beans just in case

>>2438865

the most ridiculous part of the story is gamestop or strip malls still exist in the year 2030

>>2438865
I bought 1 bitbean.

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>>2438865

>>2438911

>It has begun

If only there was a /pol/ meme coin I could lambo on.

>>2440869
not beangun
you had one job fag

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Alright deal me in.

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>>2438865
lmao this is the best memecoin out right now that actually has a lot of great tech and roadmap ahead.

>>2440904
This.

>>2438865

I'm ready to become a beaner, I bought a few but can't afford that many

2aHXFQ51w99uLb42FcA7DMNP4HfJjAnYkZ

>>2439358
I appreciate ressurecting old things. It makes me happy to know some other older people still come here. Sometimes it's sad that everyone seems so young. Its like most anons have moved on, yet here I still am.

>>2442239
I didn't come here to feel

Can someone help me out with some beans? I can barely afford rent from wagecucking but i've managed to get 8 ark coins, if i could have some beans i would be very grateful.

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screencapped and will repost in 2 years when BitBean's worth $400

>>2438865
this started well and ended terribly, just like your shitcoin

>>2438949
I'm 28 at work and I audibly chuckled.

>>2438865
This. This was beautiful.

>>2439656
On the chart, recovering after a steady fall happened one time

>>2440869
I own 100hitlers.

*lies down and starts tape recorder*
Bittman meme idea #c23, something about jack and the beanstalk, Magic beans, green beanstalks are moons. Might be something there, biz, get the art department to sketch up some drawings

>>2438865
> this is why ive stay on 4chan

Thanks op i keked

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>2030
>Gamestop

>>2446360
>Bittman
Thanks phone

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>2030
>still gayming