>made 55k profit on crypto >spend all day refreshing biz

you can send me some of it and I'll be your friend

t. only 10k

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>tfw no gf

>>2425115
I'll be your friend for 0.1 btc :^)

1GCS91v9wN4JYLxXkwLJuPGiqVo4T8K7Ro

>>2425115

0.01 btc ? :)
15xsq5fUzJeziShKUBJaKaXsTxfktBENKn

Well done now close your laptop and fuck off to the pub, get a couple of rounds in you'll have mates in no time.

>>2425633
>*clears throat*
>do you know what is bitcoin?
>*0.5s pause*
>Bitcoin is a cryptocurrency and a digital payment system. invented by an unknown programmer, or a group of programmers, under the name Satoshi Nakamoto. It was released as open-source software in 2009.........

>>2426675
>im not buying this pint at an ath

>>2425115

>spend all day refreshing biz and crypto charts
me too man but i only have 0.2 BTC :/
do you want to be friends

Literally same as me.

Don't even shower anymore, just wake up, switch PC on, log on to /biz/ and bring up meme charts and sit here all day until its time to sleep.

>>2425633
>get a couple of rounds
Ethanol is one of the most disgusting drugs on the planet. All it does is numb your central nervous system and get metabolized into sugar.

>>2425115

Seriously, send me BTC and You can all have my mobile number. I'm trying to save for advertising an app I'm developing.

1Cg3h8eFtZfoPPS1g5H9FYGkotE5WJJFxT

>>2425115
Well you could always not have friends and also no money

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>>2426788

>>2426675
>>2426727
>>2426788
>>2426926
Shit yeah I didn't think You're fucked OP!

>>2425115
Try socializing

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>>2427000
Grill detected
>what's so hard about making friends? When people come up to you and act friendly and invite you to places just say yes. It's that easy.

>not having markets on in the background while you study and learn skills that help you make more money
not gonna make it

>>2426788
word

>>2426788
Agreed. There are much safer and cleaner gabaergic drugs.

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>>2427094
>When people come up to you and act friendly and invite you to places just say yes. It's that easy.
It's that easy indeed.

>>2426788
Just smoke window cleaner then.

>>2425115
http://revolutionarylifestyledesign.com/change-reality-changing-questions/

>>2427379
what is (((their))) motive? :^)

>>2425115
>gamble and hold crypto
>gamble up to 50k turned into a few hundred k in less than 2 years
>tell some friends and suggest they invest
>2 of my only 4 friends stab me in the back
>alone cooking steak at 1030am on my b day with no one to talk to

>>2427523
>2 of my only 4 friends stab me in the back

What did they say? "I don't like people with money"?

>>2427379
hi, how are you? That's a nice hat! Do you want to get in this van with us?

Don't worry about that shit, at least you're not some broke ass nigga livin in his mama basement. Good things are coming men

>I stay up at night inaccurately calculating potential gains on my cell phone calculator asking myself, "If I invested this much and it was at this price how much will I get?" then divide that by the price of a Lamborghini without considering taxes, transfer fees and other minute details.

I want to be a full time coin trader instead of a wage cuck.
Made babbys first 10k. About to make another 10k.

I work a fucking desk job. I'm so close to getting out bros. Need 100k so I can live off 50k, play around with the other 50k.

I'm going to make it brehs.

>>2427841
This is too accurate

>>2427868
This bull market won't last forever, just to warn you. Don't quit your day job to do this.

>>2427943
I'd rather buy/sell bulk transactions for a few hundred bucks profit than work my day job.

>>2427868
Don't do that friend. This Bible will eventually pop

I literally do just that from my wage cuck position and my desk. This is a good debt eraser for me. Not shooting for lambos

>>2426926
might not be afraid of the dark but i can guarantee that hes still scared of niggers since they used to beat him up at school when he lived in SA

>>2427523
Happy birthday faggot.

>>2425115
Keep doing it fag
I can be your friend fag, Crypto Beaner here, I can show you around this paradise full of ambitious bitches that loves white cock,

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>>2425115
>be me
>become millionaire with crypto in under a year
>also nihilistic
>don't want gf
>don't want to travel the world
>no friends
>too lazy and worthless to leave the house
>only thing I do is spend money to take out my parents for fancy food
>they want me to get a job but not interested in anything
>tfw

>>2429022
Just transfer me the millions and I'll send your parents food money.

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>>2425115
Nice, i have made about 90k across eth, btc and ltc

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>>2427420
How does one smoke window cleaner?
I'm genuinely wondering

>>2425115
>only 55k
what's even the point?

billions of people out there to be friends with and/or exploit. nice thread loser.

>>2425115

>$100k investing in actual USD
>Make decent investment choices.
>Decide to trade bitcoins for fun
>Half a bitcoin at $750 a month and a half ago.
>Just ride the meme waves with /biz/raelis
>Up to $20k in crypto now
>Completely ignore my tangible stocks
>Will probably become a crypto millionaire before I get a million in actual USD.

>>2425115
>made 55k profit on crypto

So you actually cashed out? Prove it.

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>>2425115

>tfw no friends
>tfw no gf
>tfw no parents
>tfw super chilled, calm and content
>I feel like I could just lie down and drift into the abyss

>>2426926
This is retarded. I hope this is a fake quote.

>>2427379
>implying anything like that has ever happened

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>tfw too poor to invest but still lurk this board like an autistic faggot
>tfw your job pays 300$ a month
>tfw in college too
just kill me already
Enjoy your gainz OP, buy something nice for yourself, clothes, consoles, whatever would please your heart.

>tfw college dropout
>tfw saving money so I can study STEM again
>tfw 29
>tfw no money no gf
I feel like I hit rock bottom, but I just don't care.

>>2431525
> but I just don't care
Because it doesn't matter.

>made 420k
>have friends and a gf
>still spend all day refreshing biz and charts

Wouldn't have it any other way really.

>>2431414
thx anon that comment made me feel good

>>2431447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suD1aBwwZfU

>got kid
>got GF
>got full time job
>spend whole 9hrs of full time job workload permitting refreshing blockfolio and browsing /biz/
>tfw used to waste my life on /r9k/
>come home browse /biz/
>spending time with Gf and kid browse /biz/
First thing i do in the morning is refresh blockfolio
>made 7.5k from 1100 one month ago
>wouldnt have it any other way

Got the /biz/ bug

>>2433137
/biz/ bug is best bug

>>2429718
What wallet/exchange is that? Ive always wondered what high rollers use

>got a gf
>told her im going to be a millionaire
>crypto crashes
>lost lots of money
>now shes asking me when can we spend the money

fuckkkkk lads shes getting impatient what do???

>>2433390
how long hav eyou been with her?

what age is she?

has she increased in attractiveness since you met her?

ive been with my gf for 7 years

>picked her up at the equivalent of 1 satoshi

>rode that bitch to 3000

>didnt dump

>now im left with heavy bags that i cant get rid of

Always sell hgh

>>2430306
lol and when it crashes you'll try and rationalize that you still have your grandpa stocks

>>2433467
been with her 2 week
shes 23 (im 26)
she has remained same attractiveness

i told the bitch about my gainz during the great cripto pump. and i pumped her that night and every night since

then the great cripto dump happened and she could sense my sadness , and started enquiring about my gainz

i said bby shut the fuck up im working on it , so i think shes just waiting to see if theres another pump

>>2425115
turn it to 55 Mil buy wage slaves. Make them act like your friends.

What are some good exchanges for meme coins? Bittrex?

Total noob only have coinbase

>>2433706
yobit for meme coins

good luck

>>2425115
Put your money into eth or bth.
Put that into paper wallet.
Smash computer, and dont check charts for 3 yrs.
Go outside and make some damn friends. Fuck play a sport, go to a strip club I dont care.
Transfer me some BTC cause I give god tier advice. 1NamoQsDDuHZ3xr89Z7itpSneK5baFYaUo

>>2433614
I would dump that bitch using you if she starts to complain about you not having gains

>>2429022
Send ETH this way brah
Make my shitty limited time on this earth less shitty

0xd7CDEC068b2ea7AE96eC3005a1ac4c7241e4c568

>>2429022
can you send me some ETH for teh lulz, I promise I'll pay it back to /biz/ 10x in the near future

0x85642d68ea80db1c04c7697088c5eda460840c94

>>2433706
Good way to buy coins with a debit card?

Coinbase is being shit.

>>2433614
>2 weeks

>>2434654
I use virwox because it doesn't require anything, not even name. Other exchanges want outrageous levels of identification to buy buttcoins.

>>2427523
I'll be 35 in two weeks. No one has ever celebrated my birthday since I was 18.

Crypto is the only thing going for me. I want my house paid off, a nice car and daily driver truck, and 1 or 2 dogs-- preferably German shepherds, one white and one black.

These are pretty much my goals and the only thing I got going for me.

>>2433467
what about never selling?

>>2425115
>be 30
>have blonde qt gf
>work at home making 160K/year
>shitpost on /biz/ all day and turned meager 500 dollar initial investment into 10K
Feels pretty fuckin good lads

>>2425115
how long to make that much?

are there books or something i can read to get into this?

>>2436563
>work at home making 160K/year

How?

>>2436563
I don't make as much as you, i'm even older, and my young qt gf is a redhead, but otherwise same.

i got her while i was still super broke so i'm not too worried about her being a gold digger or whatever

>>2425115
test

>>2425115
spend it on a really nice car

>>2427841
I hear ya, man. My cellphone calculator gets more action in a day than I have in five years.

>>2433321
Looks like coinbase

>>2427094
I'm a man

>>2436563
You're literally me, except im 25, make 140k.yr, have a redhead gf, and made 400k off 30k in shitcoins.

Debating on dumping her and spreading my seed wide, but shes been with me even back when i was unemployed making no money. Hard to give up a sure thing

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>all these rich anons with gf's and here i am invisible to women with only $30k in crypto

>>2437410
>Debating on dumping her and spreading my seed wide
>shes been with me even back when i was unemployed making no money.

You're a fucking tard.
But if you decide to make some kids on the side - wife your gf (with prenup), and never let her know. If you're an asshole inside so be it, but dont make her suffer

>>2427943
>>2428067
Yeah about three to four years from now.