You're in the club an this guy slaps your girlfriend's

>>2364409
I kill him and short the shit out of eth

Give ETH and i'll forget

He's top heavy

Take a shot while my girlfriend knocks his skinny ass out.

I'd trade her for ETH.

My assets are his

>>2364432
Looks like his brain is using up all his calories.

I had a dream that I met our boy. He asked me where I worked and then we sat in silence until it was time for me to leave. I immediately regretted not talking to him more and then I woke up.

id suck his dick for 5000 eth

>>2364409
I will protect my wives son, so he wont hit him

i give my girlfriend a slip of paper with my ETH wallet number on it and tell her go take one for the team.

>>2364409
He looks like a cross of a human bean and an ayy.

>>2364409
sue him for sexual assault.

>>2364409
Suck his dick then kick his ass

>>2364409
>Pull her aside
>Ohmigod that's Vitalik Buterin!
>Ask him if he wants to have a threesome!
>I don't care you're not attracted to him, go make smart babies!
>Yes I'll raise them as my own. Now like back and think of mars!

>>2364415
That's a good idea, you kidnap him and short eth. You let him go later but since he'll have been gone for months eth is dead.

>>2364409
charge 5 ETH
then proceed to thank him for the massive gains

>tfw no gf

>>2364409
"Yo vitalik what's up bro?"

>>2364409
Thank him and offer my ass as well.

>beat girlfriend savagely for flinching away from Lord Buterin's holy fingers

>>2364740
That's probably exactly what's happening, which is why it sucks to be intelligent in an animalistic world run by nigger mentality faggots like Obama. Look at them trying to bring Trump down with those same tactics, but getting Trumped continually by a genius named Trump.

>>2367578
wow I can taste the autism radiating out of this picture.

>>2364750
autism is strong in this thread
under7d

>>2367666
You know what they say, you gotta have autism to spot autism.

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>>2367578
vitalik was in india?
when? and for what?

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>>2367578
There's no way he's one-hundred percent human, spooky, he could be the gangly son of a Bognadoff

>>2364409
>>2367578
Wow. I have walked the same grounds as Vitalik.

>>2364409
ask him if he wants to buy my dgb for 2k sats

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>>2367343
>in an animalistic world
>a genius named Trump.

Are you legitimately retarded? Trump is anti-intellectualism personified and was voted by mentally challenged hillbillies that think science is out to get them. Don't compare a big brainer like Vitalik with a horseshit celebrity like Trump.

>>2367907
Vitalik, while highly intelligent, is basically an incel.
I doubt he has any interest in sex and he won't propagate his bloodline.

>>2364409

Write a smart contract to set the terms of the transaction.

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Suck his dick
> no homo

>>2367846
But it's worth 0 anon, it literally has no advantage over any other coin in anything

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>>2367907
>when you fall for bait this hard

>>2364409
I kneel because he provides for us

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>>2364409

Offer to trade him my Rainbow Dash Plushie for a night, in exchange of 10k ETH.

Let him do it. He made me $50k, he can do what he wants.

I would thank /ourboy/ and tell my gf to never wash what she was wearing ever again

This goy fucks.

What if ethereum gets too big and ((they)) decide to take out vitalik or his team? satoshi nakamoto was spooked enough to disappear from the face of the earth and he was very careful to conceal his identity.

>>2364820
Correct answer. Then buy better girl. Trading 101.

>>2370701
I actually think it's the opposite
america was worried about bitcoin's chinese influence and went with eth
note how before trump eth was like $10 and the eea didn't exist

>>2367781
there was a blockchain conference in india that he spoke at

>>2364409
sell him my gf for 3k ETH