>Autistic NEETS get rich off crypto >they all buy Lambos

Lel

There's more of a chance that any of you guys own a lambo if you'd start flipping cocaine bricks, which you faggots would most likely not get away with, you'd either get caught or beaten/killed by a rival drug dealers or stick up boys.

>>2350693
no one who makes enough to buy a lambo from this shit, is dumb enough to actually buy a lambo

>>2350743
Why would any autist try any of that? We like to be comfy in our rooms with air conditioner, not interacting with people for any reason, specially not for savage things like drugs. Drug dealers should be executed on the spot.

>>2350753
Expensive sports car are the biggest waste of money, aside from luxury boats and woman.Hell anything luxury except a expensive pc is a huge waste of money.

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>not driving in a Mercedes Benz like Uncle Adolf

Lamborghini planned this. They made their own company a meme because they realized the majority of Lambos just sit on the lots anyway. It's the perfect meme. I am buying a Lambo from this. I just don't want to pull out yet.

>>2350777
> Why would any autist try any of that?
My point is that there are little no odds of an meme spouting autist of managing to successfully flip enough bricks to be able to have Lamborghini coke money.

"Black entrepreneurs" are out there slinging crack and moving bricks on the daily making over 3000 dollars a day living dat 10000 dollar rollie life and then rapping about it and how they fucked yo bitch and you're basically stupid.

How does it feel knowing that young African americans are living the American dream?

>>2350860

How does it feel that a net of freaking autists in sitting in a basement without interacting with anyone will make more money than most of those nigger rappers will ever win and keep it instead of being killed or trown into jail for the rest or their lives?

>>2350693
We should form a PnD group on /biz/ for lambos

>>2350951
I'd feel alright with that, antisocial behavior that destroys it community shouldn't be rewarded and should be punished.

I'm ok with autists making money sitting on their asses, as long as they're not partaking in scams and pump and dumbs and manipulating the market.

>>2351001
Wake up, scams, pump n dumps are part of the ecosystem of human life

Have you seen how the economy runs in the real world ?

The Lambo meme pisses me off so much.
Juvenile boiracers.

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>>2350828
This. I'd take a high-end Mercedes station wagon over a childish "Lambo" any day.

>actually practical
>tons of storage space
>comfortable
>still fast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsZxmszKsiQ

This Benz station wagon does 0-60 in 3.4 seconds.

>>2351072
Those are fucking sweet. Plenty room to hold all of your bags of fiat/whores too

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>buying literally anything made by an Italian

Can't wait to cruise my lambo to the smoothie king it will be glorious

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WHY GET A LAMBO WHEN U CAN WALK IN KEKS NAME

My question is, what kind of fucking retard spends more than $30,000 on a car?

I just don't understand why you would pay so much money for something for the sole purpose of making every person to come in contact with you on the road think you're a tool.

>>2351262
Because it looks cool

duh

They like the envy they see in the eyes of everyone that looks at them, it makes them feel better about themselves. Lambos are intended to say "fuck you." Classy people buy aston martins

>>2351262
Wagecucks for social aprooval or people that got their money easily, either by good (they were good at something, liked it and made money with it) or bad means.

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>>2351303
Why not just get decked out like this guy?

>>2351363
Because that doesn't look cool.

This isn't rocket science.

>>2351363
Ice game on a hundred million

>>2350828
Literally one of the top reasons I drive a classic Mercedes

>>2350807
>luxury boats
Literally, the best thing you can buy with Crypto. You can sail out to international waters once the feds start regulating Crypto.

>>2351399
Jody High Roller

>>2351072
>ugly
>can't park it anywhere
>a pain in the ass to maintain even if you've got money (by virtue of being Mercedes)
>fucking ugly as shit
Do you need the extra space to carry groceries or children or what? If you're going to go full nouveau rich get a Cayenne.

>>2351072
I would move to American and buy a fucking Tesla.
Man, i would give mah butt for a Tesla.

>>2351072

This. I don't even know why people buy sedans at all, its just wagon with the storage space chopped in half

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>>2351467
Children of course.

>>2351487
You can buy a Tesla in Europe
The supercharger network in some European countries is better than in the US

>>2351467
Camping gear
Firewood
Bicycles

>>2351651
Is there a country where i can buy a Tesla and pay no taxes on cryto gains? (Or at least only a few %?)

>>2351700
If your gains are big enough, you can setup a shell corporation in a low-tax place like Delaware, USA.
The shell company could buy the car and lend it to you.
Probably not worth it below $500k or so

>>2351687
>excuses
You can carry those with a Mini.

>married men buying lambos

Lel, assuming you're actually happily married and not looking to cheat, you're just buying it to impress other men, most of which you don't know. You're buying a car to impress men lololol

>>2351779
>I've never been inside a sports car: the b8

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Threadly reminder that the Mazda Miata is the official car of /biz/
>cheap
>great performance
>good gas mileage
>easy and cheap to maintain
>long lifespan

>>2351811

6 months later you're gonna be looking at that rapidly depreciating 15 mpg "asset" in your driveway and just be thinking "ah...fuck"

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>>2352020
This Lambo costs half a million now.

>>2351735
Thank you gentleman.
What do you think about a church?
In my country they pay no taxes at all.

>>2352080
That car is a 50 year old antique in mint conditon and barely driven. Your lambo is going to break and be too expensive to repair in a year tops.

>>2351363
Those teeth would be pretty easy to brush but not so great for talking or french kissing. Maximum lisp right there

>>2350743
I can already afford a lambo off of my gains but I'm not an idiot who's going to splurge on a fancy car unless I have at least $20 million. Probably not even then, a small yacht would be a hell of a lot more fun for me.

>>2352089
Praise Kek

>>2352372
Kek is my shepherd bitcoin i shall not want

>>2351815
>easy and cheap to maintain
Have you ever tried to change the oil on one of those?! FUCK! THAT!

After you pull the 40 screws to remove the skid plate you need 3 elbows to get to the filter.

>>2350743
>he thinks this is bad
>he hasn't heard what people have been doing to other humans just to get a single bean
Great advice I'm just gonna take it

>>2350693
I'll never understand the obsession with Lamborghini. I guess you guys just want one for the status it gives?

>>2354477

it's a meme you dip

>>2354477
This >>2354534. Nice digits you dumb faggot.

>>2354534

No...it's not.

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>>2351430
>Literally one of the top reasons I drive a classic Mercedes

Then you might be mad to hear, that he never actually had a driving licence.

We can do to lambos what /r9k/ did to Pepe.
How many lambos are you going to collect?

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>>2355070
Just the Miura, and one from their latest for driving in a circuit.
But first

>>2354922
>...
Fuck off and stop wasting digits.

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>>2355130

>No roof version

>>2355259
That's why you get another one with a roof, dingus.

>>2355259
It is the superior version.
Driving on secondary roads without a roof is life.

>>2350743
well jokes on you dude
i can start tomorrow, i did it a year back

was holding 200g of pure 96% cocain in my hands and never felt better
was dope shit with sigil and everything still on straight from brazil through italy

>>2350693
what is LAMBO even for a coin, its not even on yobit

>>2350693
autism become new fetish

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>>2350693
Don't worry, I'll get a DB11.

>>2350693
>A literal Lambo pump & dump
Us Lambo drivers will be a new stratum of society, going to crypto bars and eating at crypto restaurants while looking at nocoiners with disdain.

>>2350807
Expensive pc's are also a huge waste of money, you can have just as much fun with older games that don't need a 2k graphics card.

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if I get rich off crypto my socialist yuro country will just tax me like 60% and I wont be rich any more.
lambos are also twice as expensive here for the same reason

>>2357198
Move away

>>2351145

technically the Germans own the Lambos

>>2351700
You can do that in the netherlands, I see a lot of teslas here around amsterdam so I reckon the charging network is pretty good
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capital_gains_tax#Netherlands

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>not driving a car that actually feels like driving a car and is fun to drive

>>2352357
yatch are too expensive to maintain desu

>>2357430
>manlet car
no thx

>>2357524
I'm 196cm and I have enough space for my legs